August 4, 2022 · 2:16 PM

Thuggery on the Plains

I didn’t know Jimmy Williamson was doing consulting work these days.

27 Comments

Filed under Auburn's Cast of Thousands, Crime and Punishment

27 responses to “Thuggery on the Plains”

  1. eethomaswfnc
    August 4, 2022 at 2:55 PM

    What the hell is it about football players, helmets and moped/scooters? There is no way I would drive around a college campus without a helmet.

    Trying to elude the campus po-po on a scooter is Auburn stupid.

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  2. frozendawg
    August 4, 2022 at 3:25 PM

    Hell, for an extra 35 bucks I’d probably try to jump a water fountain and hedgerow too.

    I keed I keed…straight and narrow is the way

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  3. Dylan Dreyer's Booty
    August 4, 2022 at 3:25 PM

    I doubt the helmet is a big deal. The ‘attempting to elude’ part is probably why he is in custody and not merely getting a ticket.
    I wouldn’t ride a moped without a helmet because I wouldn’t ride a moped in the first place. 😉

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  4. unionjackgin
    August 4, 2022 at 3:53 PM

    First player to sign an NIL deal with Amazon …

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  5. uga97
    August 4, 2022 at 3:54 PM

    Riding on scooter without a helmet…is dumb. But tying to elude police, while riding on a scooter? Just Harsintastic.

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  6. William Ferguson
    August 4, 2022 at 4:25 PM

    Moped money is the best the barners can do with NIL?

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  7. archiecreek
    August 4, 2022 at 4:34 PM

    It ain’t called the
    east alabama reform school for wayward chill’ren at auburn
    for nuff’n!!

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  8. 86bone
    August 4, 2022 at 4:56 PM

    Not but two things down on them plains…

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    • RangerRuss
      August 4, 2022 at 9:16 PM

      I tuned into the Hall of Fame game to see Richard Seymour. Noticed that the gorgeous and talented Trevor Lawrence had his hat on backwards.
      He ain’t a welder, an umpire or a sniper.
      😉

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  9. realitycheckhere
    August 4, 2022 at 5:01 PM

    Jake Scott didn’t wear a helmet when he drove his Harley over the arches of the coliseum. And no police fucked with him.

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  10. Got Cowdog
    August 4, 2022 at 6:02 PM

    Oh FFS, I’ll take one for the team…
    “Mopeds and fat chicks: Fun as hell to ride but you don’t want your buddies to catch you doing it.”

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  11. stoopnagle
    August 4, 2022 at 7:37 PM

    What??? Here I am late to the party and nobody dropped a “Mark Richt has lost control…” comment? The times: they be changing.

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  12. ZeroPOINTzero
    August 4, 2022 at 8:27 PM

    That was a 3 game suspension back in the Michael Adams days.

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  13. sbkingwildbluenet
    August 4, 2022 at 8:37 PM

    Why is a fat girl like a moped?
    Lots of fun to ride until your friends see ya on one…………

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  14. Ozam
    August 5, 2022 at 8:22 AM

    The most Georgia thing ever. 😳 Did Richt take the job over there?

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  15. Russ
    August 5, 2022 at 9:24 AM

    Was he emerging from an alley?

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  16. godawgs1701
    August 5, 2022 at 9:58 AM

    If TJ Finley can’t even elude the Auburn PD, what’s he going to do when Jalen Carter gets off of a block and comes after him?

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  17. ugafidelis
    August 5, 2022 at 10:52 AM

    He probably just thought the cops had mistaken his cardigan for a pullover.

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