It may not be 4 tickets, 4  hot dogs, 4 cokes…

… but this ain’t your usual marketing approach, either.


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54 responses to “It may not be 4 tickets, 4  hot dogs, 4 cokes…

  1. Illini84

    I can’t wait for the Costco to open here! We’ve been driving to Gwinnett for three years!

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  2. I thought about seeing if that meant UGA tickets were available, then I remembered that Columbia in September is like Atlanta in August


  3. Derek

    Why doesn’t it say what game? Or is it all of them?


  4. Interesting – I just looked up the visitor sections and they aren’t these sections. I’m guessing if people wanted to take over a big section of the Cockroach, here’s your chance.


  5. Illini84

    Are we having a ticket exchange for the Quack Attack game?


  6. uga97

    Cocksco Special 4 tix & a slice


  7. Got Cowdog

    Is the display in the meat market next to the family pack chicken breast or over in the deli with the rotisserie ones?

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  8. I personally think this is brilliant. This lures in sidewalk fans who normally would never think to buy tickets simply because they don’t like navigating the internet or risking money on scalpers.

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    • Derek

      Concur. The labeling has me a bit perplexed in terms of what you get for $90.

      Is it Georgia State or Charlotte or SC State?

      Still a good idea and not a bad deal if it is. I’d consider taking that deal for one of our non-conf home games for sure.

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    • 3rdandGrantham

      I confirmed it’s next to the frozen food section, specifically the 15lb lasagnas and 3 gallon bags of french fries.

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  9. muttleyagain

    When are they going to do the obvious tie-in with Colonel Sanders? A bucket of chicken legs, chicken wings, and chicken tickets. They could even paint the outside of the stadium with garnet and white vertical stripes and re-brand it as “The Bucket”.

    Maybe not Clemson-lickin’ good, but at least S.C. State-lickin’ good.

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  10. Since it sounds like this is for the non-marquee games on the Poultry’s schedule, this is actually not a terrible idea. Given the fact it looks like these are season ticket spots, folks in Columbia can’t be happy about this. If UGA had significant visitor returns and couldn’t fully sell those out with existing season ticket holders, it wouldn’t be a bad way to offer a 3-4 game package to the general public. 2 tickets for Samford, Kent State and Vanderbilt for the price of the Vandy ticket ($75). People impulse buy at Costco … that would definitely be a way to get some tickets sold that may otherwise go unused.


    • stoopnagle

      A&M, Mizzou and Vols. I would do it if I was a casual living in Cola just on those three along. Plus unlimited concessions and a parking pass? Hell yes.


  11. Russ

    I guess that makes them the Kirkland of the SEC.

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  12. Is this your homework Larry?

    Interesting. I’ve worked putting gift cards in Costco and Sam’s with my company and they usually require 30% discount off the top. They give the customer a 20% discount and keep 10% for themselves. Costco also buys all the cards upfront so you get the money – even if they don’t sell out in the stores, you still get the payment.


  13. godawgs1701

    South Carolina football: every bit as bad for your health as the three gallon jug of mayonnaise on the next shelf.

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  14. Say what you want, but Kirkland brand seats are just as good if not better than name brand stadium seats. And factor in they place a 1/4 lb Kirkland hot dog in your seat, it’s like a sore dick…can’t beat it.

    Speaking of which, if someone is making a Costco run, we could use another 55gal drum of hand sanitizer for Brandee’s…2 es…

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    • godawgs1701

      There it is. South Carolina: The Kirkland brand football team.

      Liked by 1 person

    • RangerRuss

      Another drum of sanitizer? Sigh. It’s cheaper than Ol Mr Boston, I reckon. I should’ve known Uncle Got was mixing them watermelon drinks again when he started doling out midnight fishing advice.

      Liked by 1 person

      • I ain’t one to tell tales out of school but I saw he gerry-rigged a side car on a moped and he looked like he was about to go out “trolling “ …God speed Uncle Got

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        • RangerRuss

          Uncle Got won’t wear a helmet, so he has to drive the Raptor. The moped is for Archmartyr and the side car is for her assistant. Once again affirming the worst job in America is assistant crack whore.
          h/t Norm Macdonald.

          Liked by 1 person

          • Got Cowdog

            Helmets are for pussies and a moped beats walking. Unless she’s chariot worthy and you gotta push the damn thing.
            Desperate times call for desperate measures

            Liked by 1 person

  15. Dawglicious

    Nice substitute for coal in the bad kids’ Christmas stockings


  16. The Cocks must really suck this year …….


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