Behold, the flower of the Florida fan base:
There’s a “son, fat, drunk and stupid” joke just dying to be made here.
Behold, the flower of the Florida fan base:
8 days until the 2022 college football season. pic.twitter.com/HvjeraQG3M
— Jim Weber (@JimMWeber) August 19, 2022
There’s a “son, fat, drunk and stupid” joke just dying to be made here.
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“And Georgia fans, don’t be turds. Enjoy this. Soak it up. It’s awesome. If you don’t win this year, it’s still not a failure. It’s a heck of a run. Back-to-back in the Playoff era hasn’t been done. So, to ask for a third I feel like it’s gluttonous. I feel like it’s not OK. But we’ll be in the mix.”-- David Pollack, On3.com, 5/9/23
Anyone who sees that and still wants that North Florida trailer park trash anywhere near Athens needs to have his/her head examined.
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I don’t understand why this reason alone doesn’t end the cocktail party debate. Having Barners and the Vols infest downtown Athens every two years is more than enough torture for any fan base to endure.
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I once owned a South Georgia trailer park. Pretty sure that fucker lived there. Of course, had to evict his ass for failure to pay rent and mow his grass.
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The loss of theses wonderful moments from Jacksonville would be a travesty!
F. T. M. F. !!!
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Can we assume that he obtained the unopened beer from inside the potty?
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It’s funny how your brain and memory and sense of smell react to things. I swear, I could almost smell that port-o-potty when that slob opened the dang door!
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Free Bird!!!
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Thinking more along the lines of Molley Hatchet “Gator Country”
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She had to leave early before her partner woke up in the next stall…#FTMF
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There’s a gator in the bushes
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“Just droppin’ some gators off at the pool…”
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That right there is the finest example of a Floriduh ‘turd you can find anywhere on the face of the earth.
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I thought TURDs were supposed to stay in the Porta John, not come walking out.
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Well… there’s turds and then there’s ‘turds, as in Gaturds.
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I was reading that their backup QB has a broken thumb. Better hope AR15’s injury prone days are behind him and their patchwork G5 OL can protect him.
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No.
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That’s funny but it looks to me like some Ga fans making a video, and they did a good job.
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Funny to me too…dude is probably a riot at parties..
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The last few years we’ve tailgated near where this gentleman sets up. He’s quite the character.
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Imma guess he’s a UGA class of 75’ with a degree in accounting and owns his own firm. Prolly bout $2.5 yearly but could be $5.7 if he stayed off the Eagle Rare. Donates about $450k to Magill yearly. Has FTMF on his Ynn county plates and probably heads the Glynn county Dawg Club.
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UF Dignitary leaving his office.
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Anyone care to estimate the number of skid marks on his shorts?(if he wears shorts)
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I can’t unread that.
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Tha’t why his buddies call him “layer cake”!
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Y’all know the deal. What a dimbass.
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Scary thing is, he’s a UF chancellor.
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Your University of Florida 2022 Valedictorian ladies and gentlemen.
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One more. “Nothing says FleurDuh like orange crocs!”
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That could be one of my cousins, except not crocs, but flip-flops, and his shirt would cover his belly, but otherwise?
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I want to know how he got a house so close to the stadium.
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“Don’t you shit me, Florida Man!”
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I’m just glad I wasn’t next in line for the Port-A-John……
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