Name that caption, Gator man edition

Behold, the flower of the Florida fan base:

There’s a “son, fat, drunk and stupid” joke just dying to be made here.


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32 responses to “Name that caption, Gator man edition

  1. Anyone who sees that and still wants that North Florida trailer park trash anywhere near Athens needs to have his/her head examined.

    Liked by 19 people

    • californiadawg

      I don’t understand why this reason alone doesn’t end the cocktail party debate. Having Barners and the Vols infest downtown Athens every two years is more than enough torture for any fan base to endure.

      Liked by 1 person

    • TripleB

      I once owned a South Georgia trailer park. Pretty sure that fucker lived there. Of course, had to evict his ass for failure to pay rent and mow his grass.

      Liked by 2 people

  2. olddawg22

    The loss of theses wonderful moments from Jacksonville would be a travesty!
    F. T. M. F. !!!

    Liked by 9 people

  3. Can we assume that he obtained the unopened beer from inside the potty?

    Liked by 9 people

  4. Darin Cochran

    It’s funny how your brain and memory and sense of smell react to things. I swear, I could almost smell that port-o-potty when that slob opened the dang door!

    Liked by 7 people

  5. Derek

    Free Bird!!!

    Liked by 7 people

  6. Dawg19

    “Just droppin’ some gators off at the pool…”

    Liked by 5 people

  7. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    That right there is the finest example of a Floriduh ‘turd you can find anywhere on the face of the earth.

    Liked by 4 people

  8. practicaldawg

    I was reading that their backup QB has a broken thumb. Better hope AR15’s injury prone days are behind him and their patchwork G5 OL can protect him.


  9. rigger92

    That’s funny but it looks to me like some Ga fans making a video, and they did a good job.

    Liked by 3 people

  10. bcdawg97

    The last few years we’ve tailgated near where this gentleman sets up. He’s quite the character.

    Liked by 2 people

    • moe pritchett

      Imma guess he’s a UGA class of 75’ with a degree in accounting and owns his own firm. Prolly bout $2.5 yearly but could be $5.7 if he stayed off the Eagle Rare. Donates about $450k to Magill yearly. Has FTMF on his Ynn county plates and probably heads the Glynn county Dawg Club.

      Liked by 6 people

  11. originaluglydawg

    UF Dignitary leaving his office.

    Liked by 1 person

  12. armydawg

    Anyone care to estimate the number of skid marks on his shorts?(if he wears shorts)

    Liked by 2 people

  13. RangerRuss

    Y’all know the deal. What a dimbass.

    Liked by 2 people

  14. David D

    Scary thing is, he’s a UF chancellor.

    Liked by 3 people

  15. Harold Miller

    Your University of Florida 2022 Valedictorian ladies and gentlemen.

    Liked by 2 people

  16. Harold Miller

    One more. “Nothing says FleurDuh like orange crocs!”


  17. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    That could be one of my cousins, except not crocs, but flip-flops, and his shirt would cover his belly, but otherwise?


  18. spur21

    I want to know how he got a house so close to the stadium.

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  19. legatedawg

    “Don’t you shit me, Florida Man!”


  20. I’m just glad I wasn’t next in line for the Port-A-John……