It’s not 4 tickets, 4  hot dogs, 4 cokes…

… but it’s closer than I’d ever want to see a school of mine go.  Good grief.


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30 responses to “It’s not 4 tickets, 4  hot dogs, 4 cokes…

  1. Anon

    What says you RR?

    Liked by 1 person

    • Got Cowdog

      RangerRuss is in the wind I believe, so I’ll answer for him:
      Fuck those mother fuckers

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      • RangerRuss

        Thanks Uncle Got. You’re a Damn Good Dawg. I’m surrounded by Gators for a week or so. Don’t think I won’t be an obnoxious sumbitch. I learned from them. Speaking of obnoxious cunts, one of the Alafucknbama Dyno boys let loose with “Roll Tide” Friday afternoon. I responded through a microphone and speaker, “33-18. Suck it Gump!”
        The shithead.

        Oh and
        Fuck those motherfuckers!

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    Honestly, College Football had a good run.

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  3. If we don’t sell out those visitor returns fairly soon, you may see this at the Costco near you soon.


  4. I mean, it is two tickets, two hot dogs, and two cokes . . . for > $60, too.

    This is worse, I think.


  5. ZeroPOINTzero

    Canary in the college football coal mine.

    Liked by 6 people

  6. Bulldawg Bill

    HEY!! It’s the fuckin,jort-wearing, Natty Lite swilling,mullet headed,(did I forget anything? )handbags! It’s only befitting that their tix are on the clearance rack at Dollar Tree!!!

    Liked by 2 people

  7. reipar1

    I know these are not great seats but this includes the Kentucky, Mizzou, and USC games!


  8. practicaldawg

    Free with the purchase of 2 pairs of jorts

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    • PD, any real North Florida trailer park trash jorts are made from thrifted 2 sizes too small Wrangler jeans that still have the aroma of meth lab in the fabric.

      Only Florida coeds buy the ones at Costco.

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  9. Costco bought those things…HA!


  10. Cackalacky has ‘em too.

    Couldn’t be my team.



  11. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    So the Chickens and the ‘turds are doing this.

    If Brooks does this, our shame would be NEVERENDING.


  12. Ran A

    Both these stadiums are less than accommodating and hot as hell… And then there is the games themselves.


  13. 69Dawg

    Does anybody know if the UF v Utah is a night game? The Gators may have hope if it’s a day game because of the heat and humidity down here. The Utah coach was on a show the other day and he said they had been studying UF film for a while and trying to get as much practice in the heat as they could. Even if he can get the heat out there it’s the humidity that could hurt them.
    As far as the ticket thing is concerned the weather this time of year may cause delays in the game. We have been having lighting storms every day this week, lots of lighting not much rain. Gainesville has been ground zero, even God doesn’t like the Gators.


  14. uga97

    They had us at – Select Regular Season Home Games. Who wouldn’t want to buy a cupcake and the “Cancelled by Hurricane” game!