Troubled times in Columbia

Jeebus, they’re still at it with this crap?

“South Carolina’s legal team”?  Bet they never learned about chicken names in law school.


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64 responses to “Troubled times in Columbia

  1. Russ

    Please let it be Cock Commander! The jokes will write themselves.

    Liked by 27 people

  2. Terry McCullers

    Yes sir Cock Commander it should be. Talk about some funny shit.

    Liked by 5 people

  3. Geezus

    Honestly, I like the alternate names better.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    Crosses Fingers Please please please please please let it be Cock Commander!!!

    Liked by 5 people

  5. Geezus

    Should name him John Holmes or Ron Mexico.

    Liked by 9 people

  6. Would the Cock Commander be allowed to blow The Admiral at the Vandy game?

    Liked by 21 people

  7. RangerRuss

    BUCK COCK !!!

    Liked by 2 people

  8. KornDawg

    I know you didn’t ask for name suggestions, but I have some:
    Sir Alabama Mouth with Vandy’s Trophy Case
    Mr Preseason National Champs
    Second Biggest Pecker in Columbia (Until Spurrier Left Town)
    El Pollo Delirante

    Liked by 4 people

  9. uga97

    Cock Commander? Playpen material….

    Liked by 4 people

  10. rigger92

    The honorable Col. Sanders.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Faltering Memory

    Cock suey. A cheap imitation of the real thing.

    Liked by 5 people

  12. Bulldawg Bill

    Hell, their booster club is the “USC Cock Pushers!”


  13. “Cock Commander” sounds like something you’d get dozens of pop-up ads for after you visited that one sketchy porn site for, like, two minutes.

    Liked by 4 people

  14. pansythedawg

    With “Cock Commander,” SC fans will be known for double-fisting more than just beer.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. muttleyagain

    True story: an old GF was a Southern Cal graduate. Friends of hers at work-Clemson people from SC, living in LA- told her that the other USC went by “the ‘Cocks”. Not believing it, she asked me about. I confirmed it. (Later, they brought her a GO COCKS sticker). She said “And they also go by USC?” Me: “Yep, and they also wear crimson.” Her: “Have the two USCs ever played?” Me: “Couple times.” Her: “What happened?” Me: “Trojans covered.”

    Liked by 10 people

  16. muttleyagain

    And as a former Californian, I vote for “El Pollo Choko”.

    Liked by 2 people

  17. ZeroPOINTzero

    Might I suggest “Little Cock”

    Liked by 2 people

  18. dawg100

    Cock commander? Why bring Dan Snyder into this?


  19. If Cock Commander doesn’t come up on a porn site seach I’ll eat my hat.


  20. stoopnagle

    I’d go with “Uncut” and leave it at that.

    Liked by 2 people

  21. thenewandimprovedtronan

    There’s chickenshit, horseshit, bullshit, and (to quote Buford T. Justice) babyshit. This manages to be all four.

    Liked by 1 person

  22. waterswv

    Oh gawd, I do hopes they settle on cock commander 🧑‍🍳💋


  23. PTC DAWG

    I didn’t click the link, what’s the deal? I thought his name was Cocky?


  24. And now the Limeys are getting on board the old “Playing with Dicks Out” bandwagon…

    Liked by 2 people

  25. rugbydawg79

    Seems I remember Lewis Grizzard wrote that headline first.

    Liked by 3 people

  26. Godawg

    If you click on the link you can vote. Cock Commander is currently winning in a landslide. 🙂


  27. ugasfavoritetick

    I want to recall that 20 years back PETA was pressuring them to change from Gamecocks to Pet Rocks or Gym Socks …? Anyone else remember that?


  28. World’s Largest Cock Sucker. aka Steve Spurrier. Wish I could post photos on this app since I have a t-shirt depicting this. That was my pregame shirt for a trip to Columbia. We also stumbled upon an older couple having sex on the train tracks that same trip. My wife: “I hope we’re still like that at that age”. One of my favorite Dawg trips in my life. Sorry for, uh, going off the tracks a bit.

    Liked by 2 people

  29. archiecreek

    Might I suggest…
    Fuq’n Yard Chicken!!

    Liked by 1 person

  30. Nil Butron is a Pud

    Maybe one day they’ll win a title and get that elusive Cock Ring.

    Liked by 3 people

  31. 81Dog

    I think Donnie Wilkes actually taught The Law Of Poultry my 3rd year.


  32. stoopnagle

    I remember not too long ago, the Seilers chose an Uga – praise his name – but he sadly died shortly thereafter and they didn’t have another ready to serve, so they turned (again) to Russ. And everyone cheered Russ and loved him and asked to have him officially be Uga. At first, the Seilers were reluctant because he had too much brown on him – just a bit on an ear and around his happily wagging tail – but reason finally won out and Russ got to be Uga.

    So, don’t be too quick to make fun of some old fogey in Charleston who turned over the mascot duties but didn’t really turn over the mascot duties.