So, in this week’s Observations post, I made a crack about Brett Thorson considering the transfer portal due to lack of opportunity because the offense was so efficient. Little did I know I would be upstaged.
I hate it when football players are better at snarkery than I am. Well played, sir… er, mate.
Get The Picture 
Stet is a well-known anti-antipodean and a triskaidekaphobic.
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Yeah…what you said…
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I knew the definition of antipodean. I had to look up the other word. You should start a “Word of the Day” blog.
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Derek, being an educated superstitious wino still means you’re a wino.
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Wouldn’t SBIV be a triskadekaphile since he wears 13?
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Stone the bloody crows, cobber!
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That friends is how it is done. Brett is now one of my favorite Dawgs. One among many.
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He Hate Me
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Stetquavious has no time for punters, Aussie or others.
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This once again proves my theory Stetson Bennett IV hates Australians.
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I will always like a Norm McDonald reference.
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Honky McFailson hates Outback Steakhouse.
Brett, well played, sir. I would like to buy you a pint for that one.
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By the way, Thorson kicked the every living hell out of the one he did kick.
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He done savvved uuuuup!
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Austria, huh? Let’s throw another duck on the barbie!!
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Last year, the punting game was phenomenal and a large but overlooked reason for the Dawgs success on defense and also on offense (takes a lot of pressure off when you know you have a punter that can flip the field).
Unless Thorson’s game against O was an anomaly, my fears that the punting game would fall off some are gone.
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He hates these cans.
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Is it just the light or does Brett “Mad Max” Thorson look a bit ripped?
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Those Aussie punters are all pretty beefy because they play Aussie rule football. Not that I want to see an opponent break a long return, but I would love to see Brett make a tackle or two. I imagine he could lay the wood, and I mean DURING the game.
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you don’t want to fuck with an aussie rules player.
football pads are for pussies.
nor get in a drinking contest with a Kiwi, Belgian or Aussie.
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I need to find some ARF highlights to see if a punter equivalent does some other stuff as well.
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They all punt. There isn’t “a” punter.
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Hated that we were asleep at the wheel and had to call a time out, but Brett sure made the best of his chance to shine.
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I see fake punts in our future with Brett on a keeper sweep. He’ll just need to remember to keep his helmet on. Notice that SBIV is our PK holder too. Heheheheheh…..
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I did notice about SBIV as the holder. That likely holds back some rushing of kicks especially in short yardage.
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He can just stand up and toss it to Washington…who could cover? We could even just break out of kicking formation before the snap and spread O and Bowers wide. Probably forces other team to call TO, then we go and kick it anyway. I’m sure we have something special saved for Jax and Atlanta.
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I expect to see more of that thunder from down under as the season progresses.
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Uncle Cowdog texted me at halftime: “They might as well send Thorson back to Australia. They ain’t gonna need him…”
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