“If you don’t want Meyer there, you can vote with your remote.”

Wow — and I do mean wow.  This Richard Deitch takedown of Corch’s return to Fox ($$) is just brutal, and I’m here for every punctuation mark of it.

Look for his on-set colleagues to pay homage to his college success. Normally, I would say that Meyer will try to win the audience by being self-deprecating about his tenure in Jacksonville, but my college football colleagues at The Athletic tell me he is incapable of that

Perhaps Meyer will be a different person upon return. Perhaps sports networks in the future will stop making hires that insult your intelligence. Anything is possible. Maybe I’ll dunk over Giannis Antetokounmpo next month or travel back in time to stop Mark Zuckerberg at Harvard. Amazing things are always possible.

Read the whole thing, preferably before the next “Big Noon Kickoff” pregame show.  It’s a doozy.



Filed under Fox Sports Numbs My Brain, Urban Meyer Points and Stares

23 responses to ““If you don’t want Meyer there, you can vote with your remote.”

  1. RangerRuss

    I’m still wishing for an opportunity for a Dawgs HC to call three time outs with a minute to go up by 5 scores on that arrogant asshole meyer.
    Fuck that motherfucker.

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  2. cowetadawg

    Threw up in my mouth a bit when
    I read he’s back on the air. What a tool. I’m with RR, FTMF.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. Russ

    Luckily, I’m not a fan of watching two mules fight over a turnip (aka Big Televenteen football) so I’m less likely to run across him.

    But make no doubt, he is a living piece of human excrement that enabled Zach Smith and Aaron Hernandez, and many others like them.

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  4. Terry McCullers

    That SOB couldn’t hold Kirby’s jock strap.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. NotMyCrossToBear

    Meyer is such a piece of shit. What does that tell you about the FOX executives who hired him?

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Biggen

    I actually had to turn it on the Big Noon Kickoff show because ESPN decided to employ a fitness instructor on Gameday and she is cringeworthy to watch. She brings nothing to the show. I. It’s Maria Taylor. Why can’t they bring in people like Taylor that have at least a sports or journalism background. Peloton will be bankrupt soon. Why do they think a stationary bike instructor from that company is a good for for Gameday?


  7. otto1980

    I am not watching pre game shows. I have been given the choice between Finebaum, McAfee and Urban. I am watching F1 qualifying off the DVR.


    • classiccitycanine

      I like McAfee, but I’d rather listen to the folks who cover the Dawgs all year. I don’t care about the national pre-game shows anymore.


  8. Down Island Way

    Three little pigskins (1934) episode # 4 is the best, if not finer pre game events to watch, study and actually learn something…


  9. On top of him being a complete ass, he’s a very poor TV analyst. Fox was dumb to hire him.


  10. runlindsey

    Boys, when I clicked on the link, it offered us cheap non-subscribers a dollar a month deal for six months. If you have been wanting to sign up, now is a good time for the Athletic.

    Also, I was today years old when I noticed my user name, which I have been using on various platforms for over 25 years, misspells Lindsay Scott’s name. There are costs to going through life while being stupid.

    Oh, and fuck Urban Meyer.

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  11. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    Squirrel hade keeps finding nuts, dammit!


  12. Meyer = At Auburn next year


  13. I was shocked to see him in the pre-game. Urban is a narcissist and has no place teaching college kids anything. If you have a Twitter account, you should use it to express your disappointment and outrage at Fox. I’m going to say something just for the principle of it.

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  14. ASEF

    I see Urban, I can’t unsee him with his hand up the butt of a woman-not-his-wife-young-enough-to-be-his-daughter.

    He has no character. But he did stay in a Holiday Inn last night? That about sums him up.

    Utter and total fake.