White pundits on dope


“There is parity in college football”?  Whatever these two are smoking, it must be some powerful stuff.



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28 responses to “White pundits on dope

  1. statesborodawg

    Nothing says credibility like a pink v-neck wife beater.

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  2. RangerRuss

    There’s parity from #2-132. They all suck equally.

    Liked by 5 people

  3. These two idiots, I swear…


  4. Hogbody Spradlin

    Oh yeah, Cincinnati scared the living daylights out of . . . Well, never mind.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. jim1886

    This is the same guy that said Scott Frost would win a natty at Nebraska. Ga State beating Nebraska was NO surprise. Everyone beats Nebraska. A few bad teams lose to a few Sun Belt teams and they come out of the woodwork

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  6. Derek

    …a tale, told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…

    Liked by 6 people

  7. MagnusDawgus

    Well, there IS the Mr. CFB endorsement.

    Shoutout on The Tubes reference.

    Liked by 3 people

  8. 81Dog

    I guess parity is why so many CFP semifinals are highly competitive games.

    Since rule 1 of being a shameless shill is “never admit to the con,” I guess Tim is doing solid work here. Keep flogging the “equity” narrative, Tim. Once they start playing the games, it probably won’t go how you suggest, but no one will remember this brilliant take.

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  9. moe pritchett

    That shirt.
    He must use pronouns.


  10. Gaskilldawg

    Agree with Statesborodawg above. He was fucking making a video representing himself and his employer. He needed to dress to look as if he was working and representing his network, and the wifebeater made him look like some clown living in mom’s basement.

    As 81 pointed out, the semifinals involving the supposed best 4 teams have not been competitive but if in 2021 the CFP substituted App State for Michigan it would have made a better game? That is something that an idiot in a pink wife beater living in mom’s basement would record after too many natty lights.


  11. Texas Dawg

    I was trying to think of some witty retort to Brando’s take (and Barnhart’s endorsement of it). The whole thing is too damn ridiculous to warrant the effort. When the SBC TV deal is equal to the BIG 10 and SEC TV deals then come back and talk to me. I suspect that there is just a wee gap in the talent level rankings between TAMU and Appalachian State. The only thing that the game highlighted was how bad a job Jimbo does with his talent and how good of a job the Appalachian State coaching staff does with theirs. When the top of the SBC can go toe to toe with the top of the SEC, BIG 10, BIG 12 or even the ACC ON A REGULAR BASIS will we have parity (I purposefully left out the PAC 10).

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  12. Why the assumption TAMU is a top 12:team?

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  13. bucketheridge

    I love how he cites Cincinnati and Houston as the best Group of 5 teams before quietly mentioning that each have already lost a game.

    Most of us realize that there are some quality Group of 5 programs, but these dopes have to ask for it all and make themselves look naive in the process.


  14. uga97

    There’s parity in journalism apparently, guys like Tim soon too, will be knocked off their horses with thus kind of bs banter.


  15. HirsuteDawg

    How we perceive the wins by GA Southern, App State and Marshall emphasize the fact that there is NOT parity. We were shocked – surprised – amazed (and admit it, thrilled). If there were parity we wouldn’t be any of those things. There would be exciting games, yes, but not too many “can you believe it” games.

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  16. Is App State a good program? Yes.

    What will they do when they run into a interested #5 or #6 seed in a playoff game? Get run out of the stadium.

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  17. He lost me at “Tim Brando makes a lot of sense.”

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  18. archiecreek

    ….”That’s why we don’t see it in the postseason”…
    Summmmbody needs to tell those two fuq’n dumbasses that there is a reason that a college football season is 12 games long. Kinda weeds out the pretenders from the contenders.

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  19. rowedawg11

    I’ve had the #pleasure of being blocked on Twitter by Brando for criticism (albeit mild) of one his takes years back. Thin skinned to say the least……#FTB

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  20. If you look up the word “jackass” in the dictionary they just updated the picture to this screen shot of Brando. What a clown.

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  21. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    For those interested there’s a pretty good article inThe Athletic by Ari Wasserman on this point. He was answering a question from a reader who was pointing to App State and asking why don’t you admit that stars aren’t that big of a deal.

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  22. thelifeofthemind

    I don’t know why everyone is mocking Tim (aside from his wardrobe). There IS parity in college football. It just exists roughly between teams ranked 10-80. Hell, just look at the Senator’s post from earlier about Georgia being the only elite team left in college football.


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