Today, in euphemisms

Now here’s a nice turn of phrase:

“I think that we need to improve in the throw game,” Napier said Monday, “and that’s one of the points of emphasis with the offensive players yesterday is precision in the throw game.”

“Precision in the throw game” is such a delicate way of saying “Anthony can’t hit the broad side of a barn right now”, don’t you think?


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33 responses to “Today, in euphemisms

  1. Biggen

    When your team doesn’t have a single pass completion for a TD through 3 games, the need of improving the passing game is a severe understatement

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  2. RangerRuss

    Fuck those motherfuckers.

    Liked by 17 people

  3. biggusrickus

    The “throw game”? Ugh.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. 81Dog

    AR would have trouble hitting water if he fell out of a boat right now, but his ability to find the open LB is unparalleled.

    Liked by 12 people

  5. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles

    gators eat boogers
    revenge for ‘95 will be oh so sweet this year


  6. Remember the Quincy

    “Throw game” is how I envision my grandmother describing the portion of a football game involving passing the ball.

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  7. Maybe Dopey/Goofy knows a little about picking a QB. There’s a reason MuLLLLet was hesitant to give AR15 the keys to the car. He has a great throw game but is a terrible passer.

    He’s a more mobile DJ Ukelele.

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  8. W Cobb Dawg

    Dropping the term ‘passing attack’ or ‘passing offense’ for ‘throw game’ is dumbing it down to a new level.

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  9. And folks at Texas A&M thought North Carolina peeps were illiterate. Oh no, the Hogtown heroes of old, they are the true swamp donkeys. Slap some jorts on them, hand them a lukewarm Natty Lite, and then you will here the most eloquent soliloquy, almost Shakespearean, about how the ole Ballsack liked to “throwed” it, how Corch was a true humanitarian, and Dopey the cluster fuck was a genius, who could coach em up in the throw dept. Stay classy you FU asswipes.

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  10. mg4life0331

    Ha ha. The gators suck.


  11. I think AR throws it pretty well. He has no idea where its going, but he can throw it.

    Seriously, what the hell is that? Throw game? I don’t know whether I’m getting bigger Pruitt vibes or Butch vibes with this guy.

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  12. moe pritchett

    Polishing the turd.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. Bulldawg Bill

    Seems like Stetson’s sideline “throw” game is spot on!!


  14. bmacdawg87

    I hope we beat them 50-0 this year. I want to see those ugly turquoise seats across the field at halftime. FTMF

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Harold Miller

    I said the Florida found their Bo Nix, but that is questionable as I have seen good Richardson yet.


  16. SlobberKnocker

    I spent some time on the Swamp board yesterday and the entertainment level was very high. They’re clearly (and justifiably) down on AR and questioning Billy’s ability too. I highly recommend it if you have an hour or so to kill.

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  17. AR’s talent is not in question. His throws be fine, it’s their receivers failure to be in position to catch them that’s the problem. I bet the receivers looking for stats are begging AR to do some backflips in the locker room. “No man…you won’t get hurt again. Do it!”


  18. Anon

    He should clarify which team he wants it throwed to

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  19. Russ

    “Precision in the throw game”? Nappy wasn’t an English major, I see.

    Liked by 1 person

  20. DawgFlan

    You see UF tried to throw the USF game, but USF just threw it back with a couple of botched snaps. They have to be more precise moving forward to overcome inability to throw games.

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  21. practicaldawg

    Florida is such a comedy of errors right now. I also don’t see how Napier lasts. He’s too nice — nothing like the smug douches that Florida usually hires. I also never saw how he fit the mold of a high octane pass-heavy offense that they so badly crave there post-1990. They’ll tire of him quickly.

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    • PeachPit

      Perhaps Billy is too nice, but his mind is on ‘crootin unlike his predecessor.

      “The Florida Gators started the month of July ranked 28th in the nation by 247Sports when it came to recruiting the class of 2023. Fast forward to July 30 and UF is ranked No. 12 by the service. It appears capable of pushing into the top 10.”- gatorswire. USAToday 07/30/22

      He may have nice down to a sharp point in a little while.


  22. Dawg19

    (Gator players): “Coach, shouldn’t we refer to it as “the passing game?”


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