September 22, 2022 · 6:00 AM

“It just means more”, on steroids

This chick makes Harvey Updyke look like a piker.

And you thought nobody west of the Rockies gave a shit about college football.  The Utes won, fortunately.

21 Comments

Filed under General Idiocy, Pac-12 Football

21 responses to ““It just means more”, on steroids”

  1. Remember the Quincy
    September 22, 2022 at 6:26 AM

    This is what losing to Anthony Richardson will do to you. Hate to see it.

    Liked by 6 people

  2. KornDawg
    September 22, 2022 at 6:39 AM

    That kid is going to end up with an offer to join @3YearLetterman’s staff

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Hogbody Spradlin
    September 22, 2022 at 6:45 AM

    Where is he keeping it?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. olddawg22
    September 22, 2022 at 6:55 AM

    “Detonate a nuclear reactor“?

    Maybe herr Grandfather helped the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor!

    Liked by 4 people

  5. biggusrickus
    September 22, 2022 at 7:10 AM

    I assume she was making a joke, which goes to prove my theory: Women aren’t funny.

    Seriously though, pretty much every college student would be better off if they just stayed off social media.

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    • Down Island Way
      September 22, 2022 at 7:37 AM

      Attorney representing Mr. tree killer had only one defense, stupidity…in the case of the Utah student going nuclear, this is all different, hormone instability is an excellent defense, just “playing with my BFF” is another defense, it was that “time of month” is a great defense, didn’t get laid friday night is an option for her attorney, the fact that she changed her mind works, her boyfriend made the huge mistake of saying “that dress looks small on you” and the last but not least legal defense for the individual, she’s blonde….

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      • TripleB
        September 22, 2022 at 9:21 AM

        She probably has another good defense–impossibility (I’m assuming she does not actually have a nuclear reactor and assuming no-one really thought she had a nuclear reactor).

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  6. Dawgfan1995
    September 22, 2022 at 7:17 AM

    Utah to the SEC Confirmed.

    Liked by 4 people

  7. dawginutah
    September 22, 2022 at 8:54 AM

    I’m glad they won

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  8. frozendawg
    September 22, 2022 at 9:31 AM

    Dang, what’s up with the fans in Utah reportedly spouting off as of late? Those Mormons need to loosen the strings a little on caffeine, alcohol, and Porn…obviously the fans need a side release or two.

    Uncle Got, get those angelic choir singing, nuclear holocaust threatening, albinos a case of pop rocks and jolt cola and a stack of Hustlers stat…we got to save 6-7 national parks.

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  9. archiecreek
    September 22, 2022 at 9:36 AM

    Commissioner Sankey,
    Mrs. Putin on line one.

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  10. FlyingPeakDawg
    September 22, 2022 at 11:08 AM

    A nuclear reactor…on campus…where they take classes…kids have full knowledge of it…Utah.

    I’ll be deep in NORAD here if you need me.

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