Today, in help a Vol out

Someone has a question.

Off the top of my head, the best thing I can come up with is the NCAA announcing multiple serious recruiting violations by South Carolina, resulting in the death penalty being imposed and their 2022 wins being voided.

Please feel free to suggest a happy path for Tennessee in the comments.

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50 responses to “Today, in help a Vol out

  1. Dawglicious

    StubHub

    Liked by 54 people

  2. They’ll have to transfer to Georgia today.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. 81Dog

    I’m fresh out. The genie from Aladdin couldn’t produce enough magic to make the Hillbillies to the playoffs happen.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. moe pritchett

    Multiple meteor strikes on
    Ohio State
    UGA
    Michigan
    TCU
    USC Sr
    and
    LSU

    But there is a chance

    Liked by 2 people

  5. spur21

    Give it up dude – UT is a mirage with no QB’s and no defense.

    Liked by 3 people

  6. Harold Miller

    Tennessee football – A mind is a terrible thing…

    Liked by 1 person

  7. An admission by the University of Georgia and the University of South Carolina that several of its players have received outside financial compensation and are therefore ineligible for college competition.

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  8. godawgs1701

    They really still think they’re the best team in the country! Bless their hearts.

    Are they not aware that every national champion in the history of the sport has won their road games? And not just the ones at 11 AM in front of a jaded-at-the-time Louisiana crowd? Are they also not aware that they are absolutely and positively NOT better than Alabama? They got lucky that Alabama also sucks on the road and committed a school record for penalties and turned the ball over five times and then they still barely beat them on a field goal as time expired. They needed overtime to beat four loss Pittsburgh! They only beat Florida by less than a touchdown? Hey, Vols, you don’t belong. Go home!

    Liked by 9 people

  9. debbybalcer

    Even if the world went upside down and they did get to go Hooker being injured means they lose.

    Liked by 2 people

  10. Gaskilldawg

    Kidnap the committee and have Desmond Howard, Pat McAfee, Nicole Auerbach and Andy Staples vote on who is in.

    Liked by 7 people

  11. cowetadawg

    Shots of Haldol, sippy cups for all, and a front row seat to the wide-screen.

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    • sniffer

      My sleep meds weren’t working anymore and asked my MD for Haldol. He laughed. And he’s not a “laugher”.

      ps. gummies work just fine..

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  12. gastr1

    LOL. I’ll try, because this is ridiculous…

    Vols destroy Vandy. As Kirk said…certainly not a given. But they probably would need to not just win, but win big.
    Dawgs beat the hell out of LSU. Like, annihilate them. Dawgs are in.
    Ohio State crushes Michigan, then wins easily in B10 cg. tOSU is in.
    TCU and USC each lose in any of their last games. Preferably convincingly.
    Oregon State beats Oregon.
    Clempson loses to Sakerlina or in the ACC cg.
    Barners beat Bama.

    See? Voilá! By this time I can’t even tell who the last two teams are. TULANE, baby!!
    lol

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  13. Granthams Replacement

    1) The sun rising and setting 372 times
    2) Play football at an elite level

    Liked by 2 people

  14. Salty Dawg

    The path they took led them up and into their own assholes. Fuck the buttchuggers. Ha. Fucking. Ha.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Start with not losing to Vandy 38 – 18.

    Liked by 2 people

  16. uga97

    Zach h AtoZ Sports, your a mean one Mr. Grinch.

    UT fans had their entire season’s hopes & dreams snatched up before Thanksgiving and now he’s trolling them one more time.

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  17. legatedawg

    Monkeys fly out of Heupel’s butt at the stroke of midnight on December 3 and kidnap the Playoff Committee, replacing it with Phat Phil, Peyton Manning, Erik Ainge, Clay Travis, and Desmond Howard. Not only simpler, but more likely than the daisy chain of meteor strikes proposed.

    Liked by 2 people

  18. W Cobb Dawg

    If Vegas didn’t take ALL their money, they could buy a ticket…

    Liked by 1 person

  19. originaluglydawg

    I don’t know anything about Zach Ragan.
    He’s either trolling Tennessee or he’s a crazy (and trying to keep Tennessee in “the conversation”) hillbilly.
    Shows up as trolling here, and that’s a good/fun thing.

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  20. southgadawg1

    What are the stages of grief? I cant remember but I know denial is one of them and they are stuck on that.

    Liked by 1 person

  21. MGW

    Win their next 15 games.

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  22. Dorsey Hill

    Mass amnesia?

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  23. csmoore2021

    Tennessee suffered the most embarrassing loss in the history of college football. Any who asserts that there should be a path for Tennessee to get to the playoff should have the words “Casual Fan” tattooed across their forehead.

    Liked by 1 person

  24. Russ

    Immediately implement a 12 team playoff

    Liked by 1 person

  25. originaluglydawg

    Maybe if….

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  26. siskey

    Senator, posts like the above make me appreciate your effort. We are all in our own way Disney Dawgs but I don’t recall anything resembling the above when the Dawgs have shit the bed. Thank you for always giving us hope but not overdosing us on “hopium.”

    Liked by 1 person

  27. olddawg22

    Worst part of coming 12 team playoff is that Tn ( if they beat Vandy )would be in!?!!?
    That is what makes the 12 team playoff really suck!

    Liked by 1 person

  28. voxdawg

    The lack of cope in Knoxville is SKRONG.

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  29. originaluglydawg

    I hope Beamer and Rattler can do a repeat on Clemmons.

    Liked by 2 people

  30. Catfish

    They don’t need a miracle. They need Mary Poppins.

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  31. For some reason, Google often suggests articles by this guy and…wow. What an absolute homer, conspiracy theorist and shit talker all wrapped into one package. It’s hard for be to belive this guy is taken seriously by anyone but the most extreme Vawl, much less get paid.

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  32. TripleB

    Immediately expand playoff to 16 teams….and a little good luck against Vandy!

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  33. munsoning

    This Ragan doofus is also a Mets fan, judging by the ballcap he’s wearing in his Twitter pic. So he’s having a heckuva year.

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