Guess who turns 79 today?

You realize he’s gonna outlive everyone reading this post, right?


Filed under Uncategorized

35 responses to “Guess who turns 79 today?

  1. Isn’t there supposed to be a 1 at the front of those two digits? Seems like it anyway. This post calls for a moment of reflection…what kind of world do we want to leave for Keith Richards to live in?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    Honestly thought Richards was older. That just goes to show how young the Stones were when they broke through. He and Mick are 79.

    Paul is 80. Wow.


  3. southgadawg1

    He’s only 79?


  4. Catfish

    He’s pickled.


  5. gotthepicture

    Last night, I was a little joint called Graceland, here in Hong Kong- Americana food with a Southern slant, craft beer on tap and more mixed drinks than I’ll ever need.
    While having peach cobbler was nice, they had their antique jukebox playing Stones hit after hit… just had to have another pint… and another to enjoy the vibe.



    This arrived last week on Vinyl..bought off of Amazon

    Liked by 2 people

  7. RangerRuss

    You’re gotdam right Keith is going to outlive us all. If not physically then musically.
    I can see now in two hundred years some Tiger Mom telling her kid he can’t transport to the Oort Cloud with his his friends until he perfects his lead on Gimme Shelter.
    “You got to learn classical music or you’ll never be worth a shit, Stetquavious.”
    Happy Birthday Keef.

    Liked by 3 people

  8. Opelikadawg

    The old joke used to be thay the only things that would survive an all out nuclear war were cockroaches and Keef.


  9. Opelikadawg



  10. Keith cannot be killed with conventional weapons.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. Hogbody Spradlin

    He’s been that wrinkled since has was 29.


  12. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    “…he’s gonna outlive everyone reading this post…”

    Well, yeah, because he has such a huge head start. 😉
    But I heard he quit smoking. That could be a mistake in his case. Don’t break a streak in the middle of success. 😀


  13. cowetadawg

    Keef is a god among men. Happy Birthday you crazy shite!

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Shine on, you crazy diamond. BTW, rumor is the Stones have a new album and American tour coming in spring 2023.


  15. That open 5 string is starting to sound weak. Retire and enjoy. Living on his laurels is a good idea. Go fishing in south west Georgia.

    Liked by 1 person

  16. Dawglicious

    In the beginning, there wuz Keef.


  17. whb209

    No drugs, alcohol or chasing wild women.
    It was a hoax