December 31, 2022 · 8:30 AM

Ohio State’s secret weapon?

Too funny.

I can’t help but wonder if Ryan Day told his staff to humor Coach Corch if anyone got stuck on the phone with him offering help.

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28 responses to “Ohio State’s secret weapon?”

  1. munsonlarryfkajim
    December 31, 2022 at 8:36 AM

    I hope we beat them so bad that Day gives Urban the headset at halftime.

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  2. FlyingPeakDawg
    December 31, 2022 at 8:37 AM

    Probably told them to send the whole team out to celebrate their first TD.

    Liked by 11 people

  3. akascuba
    December 31, 2022 at 8:40 AM

    What keen insight they need to push the ball downfield. I guess it’s our luck he didn’t share that with UT.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. southgadawg1
    December 31, 2022 at 8:41 AM

    Urban Meyer is a clown.

    Liked by 7 people

    • mctyre1
      December 31, 2022 at 9:44 AM

      Clowns active and retired across the globe take offense. Meyer is a sociopath with narcissistic tendencies apart from genuinely being accomplished CFB coach.

      Liked by 6 people

      • southgadawg1
        December 31, 2022 at 12:19 PM

        That’s all true but there is something buffoonish about him regardless of his accomplishments. More often than not he leaves wherever he’s been worse off than he found them.

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  5. jim1886
    December 31, 2022 at 8:42 AM

    Unfortunately, I have my Munson hat on.
    Toooo much rat poison out there.

    Liked by 2 people

    • RangerRuss
      December 31, 2022 at 9:05 AM

      Jim, I’m not one to piss in anyone’s mimosa (though that might improve the flavor), but you must prepare for any eventuality. Our contingency plan included what happens if I get hit, what happens if you get hit, what if we both get hit etc. Shit happens and you must take that into account.
      However, if the unthinkable occurs we need to remember that the Dawgs weren’t supposed to be here. After losing a hundred 5⭐️S to the league & portal plus being QBed by a walk on midget (again) and led by a Head Coach with no ability nor being able to develop players the Dawgs would be lucky to win 10 games. We should get beat by a team that everyone knows is better. That’s why they were preseason ranked ahead.
      But I knew better. Time for my bowl of d-CON and scotch.

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    • charlottedawg
      December 31, 2022 at 9:30 AM

      I’ve been worried about the 4 weeks of rat poison too but I’ve just concluded this goes in the “you’re either elite or you’re not” folder. We haven’t gotten all this love from the outside because we’re some feel good story, we’re getting it because they’ve grudgingly accepted that we’ve just demolished not just the opponents that had the misfortune to cross our path but their hopes and dreams too. This fawning just comes with the territory of sustained success. This is the flip side of the Georgia underachieves / can’t win on the big stage narrative.

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  6. drunkenmonken
    December 31, 2022 at 8:44 AM

    He also told him what kind of pizza to order when he’s eating it alone on a golf cart after the game getting ready to feign a heart ailment. I try not to hate anyone but that mother fucker makes it difficult.

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  7. gastr1
    December 31, 2022 at 8:56 AM

    Urban Meyer, the guy who ran Tebow off tackle about 30 times a game, is the guru of “attack downfield” offense now?

    LOL. Bring it on, Bucknuts.

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  8. charlottedawg
    December 31, 2022 at 9:09 AM

    Let’s give urban a heart attack

    Liked by 3 people

  9. Morris Day
    December 31, 2022 at 9:53 AM

    No one cares what Corch Irvin Meyers thinks!

    Liked by 1 person

  10. W Cobb Dawg
    December 31, 2022 at 10:22 AM

    Don’t go down on the field Corch. Jalen Carter just might lift you up like a trophy while he signals UGA is #1.

    Liked by 1 person

  11. ApalachDawg aux Bruxelles
    December 31, 2022 at 10:35 AM

    Woody Hayes and Earl Bruce could also consult for this game but it ain’t changing the outcome as the Dawg train gonna beat them down.

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  12. Hogbody Spradlin
    December 31, 2022 at 10:37 AM

    Senator, Senator . . . Corch, not Coach.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. charlottedawg
    December 31, 2022 at 10:57 AM

    “Brian your team needs that killer instinct. At Florida we were some cold blooded murderers, that and some speed guy’s that really gave the other team headaches. Otherwise Georgias gonna beat you worse than zach beat his wife, you know if I had any knowledge of that, which I definitely, definitely did not “

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  14. Lone Stranger
    December 31, 2022 at 2:10 PM

    Get yer pizza ready, Day.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. gatriguy
    January 1, 2023 at 1:33 AM

    I hope this hurt Urban’s heart.

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