Riley had to be speaking and closing the deal with Clemson before the national championship game. Wonder how that distracted him. Only scoring 7 points when TCU averages 40 tells me this might be the case. Can't be distracted when playing an elite team. https://t.co/kdy88C0Gtg
— Terry Beaudine (@TerryBeaudine) January 13, 2023
Well played, Terry. It’s Dabo’s fault!
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The offensive coordinator being distracted is why the defense gave up 65 points… 🙄
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65-7? That’s like drinking a couple beers and eating two Quaaludes then passing out face first in your taters & gravy at grandma’s Thanksgiving dinner. There just ain’t no excuse that’s gonna work.
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DAMN, that’s funny right there, RR!!
I don’t care who you are!!
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Sounds oddly specific, RR. Care to talk about anything?
😉
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Shiiiiit why not, Russ. I never was a pill head but I knew the difference between those Chicom bootleg Rorer 714 wolf cookies and real Lemmon 714 luudes. It was substantial and the Lemmons were incapacitating, especially with alcohol. I had just got out the yankee Army and was glad to have a couple beers with my little brother. He knew a fellow who had been incarcerated for 5 years and had recently dug up an ammo box of luudes that had been underground the entire stretch. Lemmon 714. I figured they had to be weakened so I dumped two.
I figured wrong. Was fine for thirty minutes or so. Sat down at the table, fixed my plate and then a gorilla jumped on my head and pushed it down into my plate. I knew it was happening but there was nothing I could do about it. Little brother made up some excuse about NyQuil and a cold. Apparently they cleaned me up, put a pillow under my watermelon head and let me sleep there at the table.
Couple of things to take from this ladies and gentlemen. Family will believe most things when you have a sterling reputation. But not every excuse.
Also, pharmaceuticals if properly stored in a cool dry place do not lose their potency.
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2 Gorilla Biscuits at Granny’s was never a good idea…
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I’m just glad it was there. Most places back home I would’ve woke up with shaved eyebrows or an El Marko Fu Manchu mustache.
Nobody else believed that lame ass excuse, but Mama D said let that man rest. And her words were iron.
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If being distracted by another job was the reason TCU only put up 7, their defensive coordinator must have been negotiating to become NFL commissioner or prime minister of Italy or something.
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That made me laugh, Doug. Anyone would be better at the NFL commissioner job than Roger Goodell.
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The NFL prints $$$, he’s doing just fine.
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Not because of him.
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This made me laugh out loud.
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Everybody has an excuse after the Dawgs whip their ass. Figure if he wasn’t distracted they might score 10. Might. Mights grow around a chicken’s ass.
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Gross.
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This is so dumb. This is the kind of take you see when people just have to fill space and generate clicks. Riley was playing in the National Championship game. He would not be at the level in his profession that he is if he was “distracted” by the “negotiations” “before” the Natty. His involvement probably amounted to responding to the occasional text from his agent. I guess the marketplace of ideas requires a whole bunch of dumb things to get in.
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Wonder if Riley told Duggan to hold the ball too long and miss receivers all night.
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So that’s how UGA was able to squeak by in a Championship game where the other team had all their receivers!
Now I get it!!
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Can you imagine the howling if Johnson had gotten hurt?
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Don’t you find it strange that NO ONE is talking about TCU’s starting RB being out as the reason they lost?
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😂😂
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I saw a commercial yesterday trying to market a book to commemorate TCU’s historic season. Wonder how they did the ending, or if it just ends after the Michigan game?
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Spoiler alert it has a tragic ending.
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The Atlanta Braves published such a commemorative book after the 1991 ans 1992 seasons even though it lost the world series both years. I still have them in my bookcase. Just getting to the final was a big deal for its fans.
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Yeah no matter the ending, TCU had a great season. Hats off to them.
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1991 was awesome.
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Who?
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Couldn’t stop thinking about that waterslide. Happens to the best of us.
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