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Mr. Joyner, your fatal flaw is flawed.

On the surface, this sounds pretty grim: Georgia Bulldogs Fatal flaw: Inconsistent secondary play The Bulldogs are breaking in a new quarterback to replace Aaron Murray, and they have only two returning starters on the offensive line. Those are huge … Continue reading


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ESPN has some stats for you.

It’s time to trot out the preseason FPI rankings, everybody! The model comprises four major components: the last four seasons of performance on offense, defense and special teams, with the most recent season counting most; information on offensive and defensive … Continue reading


Filed under ESPN Is The Devil, Georgia Football, Stats Geek!

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

You guys know how I feel about ESPN’s KC Joyner. I’m not happy right now.


Filed under Georgia Football

I knew it was too good to last.

Damn it, KC Joyner.  First you give me hope, then you snatch it away.


Filed under Georgia Football, Stats Geek!

So he’s saying there’s a chance.

There are no guarantees in life, of course, and I’m not saying KC Joyner’s making one, but if you’re looking for a reason to think Georgia could have a good season in 2016, take that he’s guaranteeing the Dawgs have … Continue reading


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Best news I’ve seen today.

KC Joyner labels Missouri the SEC East favorite.


Filed under SEC Football, Stats Geek!

Thursday morning buffet

If you’re facing the same weather conditions I am, it’s not like you’ve got anything better to do right now than to slip into the buffet line. Sorry, Missouri, but you just got the KC Joyner kiss of death. Stewart … Continue reading


Filed under 'Cock Envy, Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, College Football, Crime and Punishment, Media Punditry/Foibles, Recruiting, SEC Football, Stats Geek!, The Blogosphere, The NCAA

Tuesday morning buffet

Mmm, mmm good… Now it’s time to worry:  KC Joyner loves the Georgia offense. Methinks the Big 12 has an inferiority complex. Florida hasn’t had a receiver with over 600 yards since the 2009 season. Phil Steele says the talent … Continue reading


Filed under Academics? Academics., Big 12 Football, ESPN Is The Devil, Gators, Gators..., Georgia Football, Phil Steele Makes My Eyes Water, SEC Football, Stats Geek!, The Adventures of Zook

Wednesday morning buffet

No turkey on this buffet line: This is an actual clause in Urban Meyer’s contract:  “The Meyer family will consider Kroger their supermarket of choice.”  Awesome. Scott Albrecht games out the national title game probabilities here. When it comes to … Continue reading


Filed under Auburn's Cast of Thousands, Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, Big Ten Football, Georgia Football, It's Just Bidness, Stats Geek!, The Evil Genius


If you’re looking for a dose of feel good today, there’s this:  KC Joyner, ESPN’s Dick Morris-like statistician whose 2011 output included pieces on why Georgia wouldn’t win the SEC East and how Marcus Lattimore was only the fifth best … Continue reading


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