I’m a Georgia Bulldog football fan who holds these truths to be self-evident:
(1) any college sport, up to and including synchronized swimming (is that even a college sport?), is more entertaining than the professional equivalent;
(2) to paraphrase Churchill, the BCS is the worst form of deciding a national football champion except for all those others that have been tried;
(3) it’s a sadder world without Lewis Grizzard in it; and
(4) “Dooley’s Junkyard Dawgs” is the greatest college football song ever.