Category Archives: ACC Football

Four more years!

Hey, now.  Christmas comes early in 2022!

I feel something of the death row inmate who gets a last-minute reprieve from the governor.

Thanks, Jim!  Oh — take your time hashing out those more pressing issues.  Sounds like they could take the better part of a decade to solve.

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Hey, COVID wasn’t all bad.

Look what that sweet federal money is buying Miami!

Plus, reportedly upwards of $3 million a year to hire their next AD.

College football administration is drunk these days.  Just shit faced drunk.

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Filed under ACC Football, It's Just Bidness

There’s always blogger manna out there when you need some.

Shot.

Chaser.

Thank you, football gods.

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The right playoff format for the right time

Remember, peeps.  It ain’t about the best.  It ain’t about the deserving.  Playoff expansion is about the money.

And Dellinger’s right.  At some point in time, the ACC commissioner will get his head out of his ass about Sankey hurting his precious fee fees (or his presidents will make him) and vote with his wallet.

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Kenny Pickett, legend

When you’re 24, you can say this:

Beat a Clemson team that beat your ass in the last ACCCG, you’re entitled to a tasty malt beverage to celebrate.

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Filed under ACC Football, I'll Drink To That

A mark of quality

Jesus, ACC, it’s time to get your shit together.

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You know what they say about fall weddings…

Holy shit, this blows my mind.

Admittedly, it will make for one helluva story to tell their kids one day.  Not sure it says much about the program’s culture at FSU, though.

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The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat

Tell us you’re an ACC program that lost on the last play of the game to an FCS school without saying you’re an ACC program that lost on the last play of the game to an FCS school.

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Streaked

This doesn’t sound good.

No pressure, Vols.

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Filed under ACC Football, Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange

Off to a roaring start

Well, heavens to Betsy, I’m old enough to remember just *** checks notes *** three days ago that Pete Thamel and Dan Wetzel were warning all of us that scheduling hell was about to be unleashed on the poor ol’ SEC.

The new scheduling should create additional marquee games and perhaps increased television money, while potentially squeezing the SEC in non-conference scheduling.

Four ACC teams have annual games with in-state SEC rivals — Clemson-South Carolina, Georgia Tech-Georgia, Florida State-Florida and Louisville-Kentucky. Those games would continue, but there would be a decided lack of available non-conference dates for other SEC teams seeking major opponents.

You mean like this, fellas?

The cherry on top of that particular sundae is putting the game on ESPN.  That’ll show ’em the Alliance means business!

And even when they’re not, it appears.  Curious, indeed.

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