Category Archives: Alabama

For Boom, TFW everything you’ve got isn’t close to being enough

Alabama didn’t bring its A game to Columbia, but it brought the next best thing.



Filed under 'Cock Envy, Alabama

The Alabama Way

It’s not so much that this chart bothers me…

… as it is that Alabama’s AD has whined about noon kickoffs and Greg McGarity’s been… well, Greg McGarity about noon kickoffs.


Filed under Alabama, Georgia Football, SEC Football

“We’ll play anybody you can get to play us.”

Asked and answered, Nick.


Filed under Alabama, It's Not Easy Being A Mid-Major

Alabama is concerned.



A real murderer’s row there.  Hard to believe Alabama’s broadcast partner isn’t more sensitive to its concerns.

There are a couple of obvious solutions to the problem, but no doubt it’s easier to work the refs.


UPDATE:  For obvious reasons, I am put in mind of this 2016 post.


UPDATE #2:  The more things change…


UPDATE #3:  Is Gus throwing shade?


Filed under Alabama, SEC Football

Wednesday morning buffet

Soon, grasshoppers, soon.


Filed under ACC Football, Alabama, College Football, Georgia Football, SEC Football, See You In Court, What's Bet In Vegas Stays In Vegas

Thursday morning buffet

Fresh from the oven…


Filed under Alabama, Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, Gators, Gators..., Georgia Football, Recruiting, SEC Football, Strategery And Mechanics, What's Bet In Vegas Stays In Vegas

Gambling in Casablanca

In perhaps the least surprising development in the state of Alabama ever,

A prosecutor wants to know why a University of Alabama fan who pleaded guilty to poisoning landmark oak trees at Auburn University isn’t making court-ordered restitution payments.

Harvey Updyke was ordered to appear in court Oct. 30 to explain himself, Lee County District Attorney Brandon Hughes told WRBL-TV.

Updyke served more than 70 days in jail in 2013 and was ordered to pay about $800,000 in restitution after admitting to poisoning trees at Toomer’s Corner in Auburn. Fans traditionally rolled the trees with toilet paper after a win, but the original oaks died after being doused with herbicide.

Updyke has paid less than $5,000 and often misses payments, Hughes said.

”We have been keeping an eye on his payments or more specifically, his non-payment, and he has made exactly two payments for a total of $200 in the past year…”

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