Category Archives: Big 12 Football

Today, in sweating the small stuff

Big 12 Commissioner Bob Bowlsby, a tower of rectitude, demanded a public apology from a Texas player.  Why?  Because he acted like a fan.

Hager was told that Kansas put up 40 points and 524 yards on the No. 6 Oklahoma Sooners while the Longhorns were playing, to which Hager quipped: “Hey, OU has no defense.”

He followed that up by pointing at a clock and saying: “And what time is it? It’s 11:12, and OU still sucks.”

First off, let me just say as a Georgia fan that a Texas player making a clock reference like that is both ironic and hilarious.  But I digress.

Where I really want to go is wishing that Bowlsby had been half as huffy about the Baylor situation as he’s been about some kid poking a little fun at a rival.  Of course, there’s no money involved with Hager, so I guess it’s easier for Big Bob.

The Big 12 still sucks, in other words.



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Monday morning buffet

With my Internet access at work down for almost a week, I had a bunch of stuff parked that I couldn’t post, so it’s time to sweep out the ashes.


Filed under BCS/Playoffs, Big 12 Football, Georgia Football, SEC Football, Strategery And Mechanics, What's Bet In Vegas Stays In Vegas, Wit And Wisdom From The Hat

Horns down

Typical SEC fan:  Man, wasn’t it bullshit when SEC refs would flag opposing players for doing the Gator chomp while letting Tebow show his ass with that all the damned time?

Big 12 officials:  Son, hold our beers.


Filed under Big 12 Football, Texas Is Just Better Than You Are.

Big 12 blues

I got news for Bob Bowlsby:  the day the selection committee leaves an undefeated Notre Dame out of the CFP will truly be the day hell freezes over.

Just be honest, Bob, skip the lame straw man argument that nobody’s gonna swallow and lobby for that sweet, sweet eight-team pool so your conference never again has to sweat getting an entry in.


Filed under BCS/Playoffs, Big 12 Football


The game stats from Oklahoma’s overtime win over Army (!) are insane:

  • First downs, 26-19 in favor of Army
  • Total yards, 379-355, in favor of Army
  • Plays run, 87-40, in favor of Army
  • Time of possession, 44:41-15:19, in favor of Army

Which makes this post-game scene pretty cool.


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The opposite of Nick Saban’s Coke bottle

Mike Gundy was feeling pretty loose after yesterday’s win.

There’s more than one way to plug a product, peeps.


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Now this is optimism.

Kansas State announces a 5-year contract extension for its 78-year old head coach.

That ought to take care of those negative rumors on the recruiting trail for a while.


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