Category Archives: Big Ten Football

While the cat’s away…

Jim Harbaugh’s livin’ large in sunny Florida right now.  Meanwhile, Corch is taking a commitment from a kid from Ann Arbor.  That’s cold.


Filed under Big Ten Football, Recruiting

Damn it, Kirby.

It’s February.  You had one job to do:  entertain us.  But, nooooooo.

There will be no war of words between Kirby Smart and Jim Harbaugh.

Smart was asked if he had any kind of reaction to what Harbaugh, Michigan’s head coach, wrote on his personal Twitter account. After Smart stated his concerns for Michigan and other programs holding spring practice in states such as Florida, Harbaugh’s take was that Smart shouldn’t insinuate he’s breaking a rule.

Smart, who was hired by Georgia in December, elected not to take any kind of bait Harbaugh was throwing his way.

“No reaction,” Smart said following an hour-long speech he gave at the Minority Coaches Association of Georgia’s football coaches conference. “To be honest with you, I’m focused on what we can do at the University of Georgia to get better. That’s the most important thing to me, getting better there.”

Correct response?  Sure.  Boring as hell, though.  Doesn’t Kirby want to live in PAWWWLLL’s world, even for a little while?


Filed under Big Ten Football, Georgia Football

“If it’s in Jim’s head and he wants to do it, he’s going to do it.”

Get ready for plenty of pictures of Michigan players having fun in Florida.

Entertainment for current players. Harbaugh has said Michigan will spend time at the beach, the pool and on the putt-putt golf course while in Florida when not practicing. Snorkeling, jet skis, spring training baseball games — that’s all likely permissible. The Power Five conferences’ deregulation of the NCAA rulebook in 2014 changed the rules so this type of entertainment can occur.

NCAA Bylaw 16.7 allows for “reasonable entertainment” to players — but not cash — in conjunction with practices or competition. This is the bylaw Michigan State used to send its men’s basketball team to Arlington, Texas, to watch its football team play in the College Football Playoff semifinals.

This is now the bylaw Harbaugh will use to troll everybody on social media as Michigan enjoys spring break. God only knows what Harbaugh will do to thumb spring break in the nose of critics.

That’s a pretty good counter to the “how’s the weather up north?” shtick.  As well as inviting to kids being sold the benefit of going through the spring practice grind on campus.  It’s like bowl week in March.

Your move, NCAA.


Filed under Big Ten Football, Recruiting, The NCAA

Jim Harbaugh, IMG and Sutton’s law

Why is Michigan’s coach going to Florida to hold some of his team’s spring practices?  Because that’s where the money is.

(For those of you who don’t get the Sutton’s law reference, here you go.)


Filed under Big Ten Football, Recruiting

Some advice for Mr. Conventional Wisdom’s friends

Andy Schwarz neatly skewers the “we’re doing it for the kids” argument Emmert and Sankey continue to make about Jim Harbaugh’s Florida spring break excursion.

Anyway, that’s not the outrage. No, the public reason people like National Collegiate Athletic Association president Mark Emmert have expressed deep Concern over Harbaugh’s plan can be summarized as such: college athletes shouldn’t have to devote their Spring Breaks to practicing football. At least not when they could be doing what other college students do during Spring Break, which we can only assume involves violating the alcohol laws of Florida, California and Texas, though probably not Mexico.

Here’s Emmert:

“There is a big debate going on among administrators right now about how to provide more time off for student-athletes so the use of Spring Break for practices caused a lot of people to be concerned about it, and that’s an appropriate concern. … We are trying to find ways to dial back the demands on student-athletes, not ramp them up. … There’s a difference between not being prohibited and being OK.”

Are college sports power brokers actually concerned that Michigan’s football players will be working on out patterns instead of holding down the business end of beer bongs? I doubt it. To the contrary, I think their supposed reservations are basically a tell—you know, the subtle tip-off a bad gambler does when he’s bluffing—that lets the rest of us know just what actually matters in major college sports…

…Let me explain. Let’s start with the NCAA rulebook, and its description of our old friend amateurism:

2.9 The Principle of Amateurism.

Student-athletes shall be amateurs in an intercollegiate sport, and their participation should be motivated primarily by education and by the physical, mental and social benefits to be derived. Student participation in intercollegiate athletics is an avocation, and student-athletes should be protected from exploitation by professional and commercial enterprises.

What’s an avocation? A hobby, basically. The literal opposite of vocation, which means job. This is where things get weird. Why would Emmert (or anyone else) be upset because college athletes are being asked to participate in their chosen hobbies during their free time? Isn’t that pretty normal?

Sure, it would make sense to be deeply concerned if Harbaugh was asking players to work during their vacations. Especially without getting paid overtime. Most of us would want to punch our bosses—and/or the nearest available union card—if asked to do the same. Who wants to give up their vacation for a vocation? That’s just wrong…

… To put things another way: nobody is expressing concern that kids pursuing Model United Nations or College Bowl trivia or Dance Squad or any of a hundred other geeky hobbies over Spring Break needs to be “dialed back.” Why? Because those things really are avocations. By contrast, football practice is work. Emmert can’t say that out loud, because then he’d be admitting that amateurism is a sham; on the other hand, he can’t really hide the fact, because even colluding college sports administrators know that punching the clock during what’s supposed to be a vacation really, truly sucks.

There’s an irony here: if the complaint about Harbaugh’s plan is that is it further distances college athletes from their student-ness, well, that has things upside-down. Football is a full-time job. Being a student—at least, being a competent one—is also more or less a full-time job. Both pursuits take lots of time and energy, and as such, finding ways to prevent sports and academics from overlapping should be encouraged by the NCAA and other people who proclaim that the purpose of major college football is, ahem, education.

Boy, that’s what hoisted on one’s own petard looks like.

The longer the NCAA, the SEC and any other P5 conference go along with this fiction, the weaker they’re going to appear.  Everyone on both sides of this debate is a prick; Emmert’s and Sankey’s problem is that, unlike them, Jim Harbaugh is a clever prick.

The smart thing to do here is to change the terrain by abandoning the nonsensical insistence of a concern about student-athlete’s time, focusing instead on the reality that this is about recruiting, and then trying to outflank Harbaugh by proposing something equally clever that neutralizes the advantage he seeks at IMG.  Gee, I wonder if anybody has any ideas like that.

Reality check:  I’m losing sight of who I’m writing about here.  With bated breath, I await the report from the NCAA’s yet-to-be-announced executive study group on the subject of time demands on student-athletes.  It should be a real page turner.


Filed under Big Ten Football, Recruiting, SEC Football, The NCAA

Harbaugh vs. Smart: it’s on, baby.

I didn’t perceive the comments Kirby Smart made earlier in the week about Michigan conducting a week of spring practice in Florida to be an accusation that Jim Harbaugh was up to no good, but, then again, I’m not Jim Harbaugh.

Heh… “barking up the wrong tree”… get it?

At this point, I think Kirby ought to follow his own advice, travel down to IMG and take in a little of Michigan’s practice first hand.  I hear the weather there is lovely this time of year.


Filed under Big Ten Football, Recruiting, SEC Football

Tuesday morning buffet

Once again, it’s time to rise and shine, campers.

  • This presser sounds like it’s gonna be a real blast.
  • Jordan Jenkins on 6-6, 346 OL Sam Madden“The kid’s a walking refrigerator.”
  • Parrish Walton on the Jim Chaney hire:  It’s the third-down conversions, stupid.
  • Here’s a pretty cool story on how the construction of Harvard Stadium changed the rules of football.
  • Jim Harbaugh really doesn’t give a shit about what people think.
  • Aaron Murray’s advice to Jacob Eason “My biggest thing is don’t read anything. Don’t pick up the paper. Don’t read the good stuff and don’t read the bad stuff. Just stay away from it all. Things are going to go bad at times, things are going be great at times. So you don’t want to be too full of yourself and you don’t want to get too down on yourself by reading this article or this post on this website from this fan..”  C’mon, man.  How’s he supposed to learn about G-Day QBR?
  • When it comes to indoor practice facilities, Mark Richt finds himself on familiar ground.
  • Speaking of Richt, Greg Poole has a piece on a way in which Kirby Smart’s recruiting approach differs from his predecessor’s.
  • Brian Cook has a nice catch about a fall break trip that Vanderbilt’s baseball team took that didn’t raise a single eyebrow about taking away from kids’ free time.  Funny how that works.


Filed under ACC Football, Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, Big Ten Football, College Football, Georgia Football, Recruiting, Stats Geek!