Category Archives: Big Ten Football

Jim Harbaugh… [drops the mic]

At this point, what more can you say about his epic trollery?

Purely from a blogging perspective, when the day comes that Saban retires, I hope Alabama throws a shit ton of money in Harbaugh’s direction to get him down here.  The fun would never stop.

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Having a great time in Florida. Wish you were here.

Somebody forgot to tell the Michigan players that Greg Sankey thinks they’re being exploited by their head coach’s selfishness.

“Not everybody on our team is going to take a spring break to get away,” Butt said after Michigan finished a four-hour practice Tuesday, just after sunset at the IMG Academy.

“We’re away. We’re down here in Florida. Beautiful territory. Sun shining. Not too hot. Nice breeze. Eating great food with our brothers. I don’t have anything negative to say about it.”

“When we’re not practicing, like yesterday, we were at the beach, eating fish tacos,” offensive lineman Mason Cole said.

It has been sunny and in the 70s so far in Bradenton and that’s the forecast for the rest of the week.

And with the beach, a spring training baseball game and bowling, there is plenty to keep the players entertained without breaking the budget.

“We’re doing a lot of stuff here,” Mason said, “which is fun.”

It’s also interesting to see that the NCAA is on the mother.

And for those suspicious of Michigan spending a week on a campus that is home to one of the best high school football teams in the country, maybe this will alleviate some of those fears: Two NCAA representatives are also in Bradenton this week, keeping tabs on the Wolverines.

“Michigan reached out to the NCAA national office for guidance in preparation for its spring practice,” the NCAA said in statement given to the AP.

“As discussed with the school, NCAA staff is present this week at IMG Academy to monitor and serve as a resource for the school.”

If Michigan finishes the week squeaky clean with the NCAA and suffers nothing worth complaining about other than a few sunburns, it sure is gonna be fun listening to the clucking from the SEC.

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While the cat’s away…

Jim Harbaugh’s livin’ large in sunny Florida right now.  Meanwhile, Corch is taking a commitment from a kid from Ann Arbor.  That’s cold.

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Damn it, Kirby.

It’s February.  You had one job to do:  entertain us.  But, nooooooo.

There will be no war of words between Kirby Smart and Jim Harbaugh.

Smart was asked if he had any kind of reaction to what Harbaugh, Michigan’s head coach, wrote on his personal Twitter account. After Smart stated his concerns for Michigan and other programs holding spring practice in states such as Florida, Harbaugh’s take was that Smart shouldn’t insinuate he’s breaking a rule.

Smart, who was hired by Georgia in December, elected not to take any kind of bait Harbaugh was throwing his way.

“No reaction,” Smart said following an hour-long speech he gave at the Minority Coaches Association of Georgia’s football coaches conference. “To be honest with you, I’m focused on what we can do at the University of Georgia to get better. That’s the most important thing to me, getting better there.”

Correct response?  Sure.  Boring as hell, though.  Doesn’t Kirby want to live in PAWWWLLL’s world, even for a little while?

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“If it’s in Jim’s head and he wants to do it, he’s going to do it.”

Get ready for plenty of pictures of Michigan players having fun in Florida.

Entertainment for current players. Harbaugh has said Michigan will spend time at the beach, the pool and on the putt-putt golf course while in Florida when not practicing. Snorkeling, jet skis, spring training baseball games — that’s all likely permissible. The Power Five conferences’ deregulation of the NCAA rulebook in 2014 changed the rules so this type of entertainment can occur.

NCAA Bylaw 16.7 allows for “reasonable entertainment” to players — but not cash — in conjunction with practices or competition. This is the bylaw Michigan State used to send its men’s basketball team to Arlington, Texas, to watch its football team play in the College Football Playoff semifinals.

This is now the bylaw Harbaugh will use to troll everybody on social media as Michigan enjoys spring break. God only knows what Harbaugh will do to thumb spring break in the nose of critics.

That’s a pretty good counter to the “how’s the weather up north?” shtick.  As well as inviting to kids being sold the benefit of going through the spring practice grind on campus.  It’s like bowl week in March.

Your move, NCAA.

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Jim Harbaugh, IMG and Sutton’s law

Why is Michigan’s coach going to Florida to hold some of his team’s spring practices?  Because that’s where the money is.

(For those of you who don’t get the Sutton’s law reference, here you go.)

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Some advice for Mr. Conventional Wisdom’s friends

Andy Schwarz neatly skewers the “we’re doing it for the kids” argument Emmert and Sankey continue to make about Jim Harbaugh’s Florida spring break excursion.

Anyway, that’s not the outrage. No, the public reason people like National Collegiate Athletic Association president Mark Emmert have expressed deep Concern over Harbaugh’s plan can be summarized as such: college athletes shouldn’t have to devote their Spring Breaks to practicing football. At least not when they could be doing what other college students do during Spring Break, which we can only assume involves violating the alcohol laws of Florida, California and Texas, though probably not Mexico.

Here’s Emmert:

“There is a big debate going on among administrators right now about how to provide more time off for student-athletes so the use of Spring Break for practices caused a lot of people to be concerned about it, and that’s an appropriate concern. … We are trying to find ways to dial back the demands on student-athletes, not ramp them up. … There’s a difference between not being prohibited and being OK.”

Are college sports power brokers actually concerned that Michigan’s football players will be working on out patterns instead of holding down the business end of beer bongs? I doubt it. To the contrary, I think their supposed reservations are basically a tell—you know, the subtle tip-off a bad gambler does when he’s bluffing—that lets the rest of us know just what actually matters in major college sports…

…Let me explain. Let’s start with the NCAA rulebook, and its description of our old friend amateurism:

2.9 The Principle of Amateurism.

Student-athletes shall be amateurs in an intercollegiate sport, and their participation should be motivated primarily by education and by the physical, mental and social benefits to be derived. Student participation in intercollegiate athletics is an avocation, and student-athletes should be protected from exploitation by professional and commercial enterprises.

What’s an avocation? A hobby, basically. The literal opposite of vocation, which means job. This is where things get weird. Why would Emmert (or anyone else) be upset because college athletes are being asked to participate in their chosen hobbies during their free time? Isn’t that pretty normal?

Sure, it would make sense to be deeply concerned if Harbaugh was asking players to work during their vacations. Especially without getting paid overtime. Most of us would want to punch our bosses—and/or the nearest available union card—if asked to do the same. Who wants to give up their vacation for a vocation? That’s just wrong…

… To put things another way: nobody is expressing concern that kids pursuing Model United Nations or College Bowl trivia or Dance Squad or any of a hundred other geeky hobbies over Spring Break needs to be “dialed back.” Why? Because those things really are avocations. By contrast, football practice is work. Emmert can’t say that out loud, because then he’d be admitting that amateurism is a sham; on the other hand, he can’t really hide the fact, because even colluding college sports administrators know that punching the clock during what’s supposed to be a vacation really, truly sucks.

There’s an irony here: if the complaint about Harbaugh’s plan is that is it further distances college athletes from their student-ness, well, that has things upside-down. Football is a full-time job. Being a student—at least, being a competent one—is also more or less a full-time job. Both pursuits take lots of time and energy, and as such, finding ways to prevent sports and academics from overlapping should be encouraged by the NCAA and other people who proclaim that the purpose of major college football is, ahem, education.

Boy, that’s what hoisted on one’s own petard looks like.

The longer the NCAA, the SEC and any other P5 conference go along with this fiction, the weaker they’re going to appear.  Everyone on both sides of this debate is a prick; Emmert’s and Sankey’s problem is that, unlike them, Jim Harbaugh is a clever prick.

The smart thing to do here is to change the terrain by abandoning the nonsensical insistence of a concern about student-athlete’s time, focusing instead on the reality that this is about recruiting, and then trying to outflank Harbaugh by proposing something equally clever that neutralizes the advantage he seeks at IMG.  Gee, I wonder if anybody has any ideas like that.

Reality check:  I’m losing sight of who I’m writing about here.  With bated breath, I await the report from the NCAA’s yet-to-be-announced executive study group on the subject of time demands on student-athletes.  It should be a real page turner.

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