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A decided schematic disadvantage

Don’t make promises you can’t keep, dude.


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He wasn’t any better when you hired him, dude.

This is cold, Bernie.

It might have been more useful if you had expressed that sentiment to Boom, though.


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Adios, Charlie. For now, anyway.

Is it hard to believe that Kansas axed Charlie Weis mid-season?

Not any harder than the decision to hire him in the first place.

I doubt he’s that upset.  He knows there’s another dumbass AD waiting around the corner to be dazzled by Super Bowl rings and talk of Tom Brady.

Besides, it’s not like he isn’t getting paid.


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Decided schematic advantage is boring.

Bruce Feldman reports that Charlie Weis falls asleep in team meetings.  And, yes, that’s “meetings” as in plural.

Also, this.

I wonder which AD is dumb enough to sign him to a deal after Kansas cuts him loose.  Don’t forget those Super Bowl rings!


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The return of the decided schematic advantage

After all these years, it turns out that it’s been Tom Brady holding back Charlie Weis.  Who knew?


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To reiterate, it’s not that the schools resist spending money…

Case in point:

As has been in the case in recent years, the document showed that former football head coach Charlie Weis received more money from the school in 2012 than did any current athletics employee. Weis again received nearly $2.1 million as part of an ongoing separation agreement…

Kelly was listed with nearly $1.5 million in total pay…

So, yes, Charlie Weis was paid better than a half-million dollars more than the guy who got Notre Dame into the national title game for the first time in decades.  That 2005 loss to Southern Cal will go down as the most valuable defeat in Irish history.

These guys are morons.


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The late decided schematic advantage

Will Muschamp’s first offensive coordinator is throwing in the towel on his offensive genius reputation.

The wheels are in motion for Kansas University football coach Charlie Weis to bring in an offensive coordinator following this season.

The Journal-World reported Wednesday afternoon that KU offensive line coach Tim Grunhard would step down after Saturday’s 11 a.m. season finale against Kansas State, and Weis confirmed the report Wednesday evening in a statement.

“Sunday, Tim Grunhard is stepping down as offensive line coach so he can spend more quality time with his family,” said Weis, who revealed that Grunhard’s replacement had already been hired but would not be announced until that coach “becomes available.”

Sources have told the Journal-World that Rice offensive coordinator John Reagan, a former KU assistant on Mark Mangino’s staff, will be hired to serve in the dual role of OC and O-line coach and bring his offense to Lawrence.

I never knew that “more quality time with his family” is a euphemism for “Tom Brady made me look a lot smarter than I really am”.

Fear not, Jayhawk Nation!  Weis can now turn his talents, such as they are, to leading the Kansas program to greatness.

The move would free up Weis to focus entirely on running the program as head coach, a role that entails recruiting, motivating players on the field and in the classroom, instilling discipline and challenging assistants in a variety of ways.

I know I’m pumped.



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