Category Archives: Clemson: Auburn With A Lake

Dabo goes full asshole.

You know, I thought college football’s 93 million dollar man had finally figured out that the smartest thing he could do was not to speak out about player compensation anymore.

Turns out I was wrong about that.  Like, really, really wrong.

“The collegiate model is a beautiful thing. And it’s been a great thing. The scholarship for a long time was archaic, and it needed to be changed and addressed. Nobody wants to acknowledge that. Right? Because that doesn’t fit the story. You know, they’re supposed to be starving. These guys ain’t starving. These guys got money. They got cars, they got tattoos, because they’ve got money. It’s a different situation than when I was in school.”

All he left out were the hoes and weed.  Lawd.

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Cornpone shtick

I was in high school when Swinney was born and yet somehow he comes across like he grew up during the Depression.  I feel like we’re just a presser or two away from hearing how back in the day, he walked four miles to school barefoot.

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A legacy of genius

A tale of two programs…

And that’s… Chantastic!

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The ring’s the thing.

Man, who’da thought Clemson players not getting their national championship rings would be a trending offseason topic?  What a time to be alive!

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Friday morning buffet

Sprinkled with Georgia practice notes, for extra flavor!

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Is Dabo really that smart?

Shot.

Chaser.

I mean, there’s general smart and then there’s “smarter that Finebaum’s audience” smart.  I know Dabo’s cleared the latter low bar.  Aight?

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Dabo ain’t salty no more.

TFW you have played ‘Bama — and won.

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UPDATE:  More shade.

The funny thing is, stuff like that is only going to endear Dabo to the Tide faithful when Saban does retire and ‘Bama goes shopping for a replacement.

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