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“Listen, we’re going to rise up and kick this thing right in the teeth.”

If you’re looking for an unbridled shot of optimism about the start of the 2020 college football season — and, boy, do I mean unbridled — then Dabo Swinney is your man.

I think it’s got something to do with the iPhone and driving on Mars, but I’m not positive.

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Today, in “damn, son, I don’t think I’d have said that”

Tales from the coronavirus times:

I guess you had to be there.

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An old, familiar face returns

Well, now.

I’ll take it, although home-and-home would be better.

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UPDATE:  This is an unmitigated bitch, though.

Not exactly top of the line.

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UPDATE #2:  I wonder who’s picking up this tab.

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“We find Popeyes every state we go in.”

I can think of worse pre-game preparations.

It’s part of a family ritual for certain road games: While Travis is getting ready for the game, his mom  heads to Popeyes so she can buy him one of his favorites – either a chicken sandwich or chicken tenders. Then she brings him the food at his hotel the day before the game.

“We make a joke: that chicken gives him wings,” Donnetta Etienne said.

Only question unanswered:  spicy or mild?

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Today, in aw, shucks BS

Shot.

Chaser.

I’d like to see LSU win the thing this year, because they’re a fun bunch to watch.  But I have to admit I’d like seeing that sanctimonious ass lose more.

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“The guy just can’t keep his trap shut.”

If we refer to the Florida-Tennessee match as a meteor game, what should we call the Finebaum-Swinney dust up?

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Dabo and The First Rule of Holes

Shot.

Chaser.

Jeez, man, “a lot of people”?  Really?  Got any receipts for that?

You’ve worn the respect shtick to a nub at this point.  Find a new “aw, shucks” line or STFU.

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