Category Archives: ‘Cock Envy

Okay, that’s funny.

Score one for Shane Beamer at SEC Media Days.

Let’s see if his sense of humor remains intact at season’s end.

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Is this what they mean by a new attitude in Columbia?

What in the wide, wide world of sports…

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“Everything could fall into place … but it’s more likely that it doesn’t.”

I may be down on South Carolina’s football program, you may be down on South Carolina’s football program, but, brothers and sisters, this guy is really down on South Carolina’s football program.

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Meanwhile, in Columbia

If you want to get a feel for the pulse of the South Carolina program right now, check out this nugget ($$):

Beamer chose not to put a punt team on the field during the spring game because he didn’t want to give away any secrets, which is an indication of how seriously he and Lembo are taking what they see as an advantage.

Insert your Vince Dooley “long snappah” joke here.

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Columbia preview

Pete Fiutak takes an early look at South Carolina and likes what he sees… sort of.  He’s predicting a 5-7 season, “… but this is still a program that went 2-8 last year, 4-8 in 2019, and went through four losing seasons in the last six.”  Between Georgia, Texas A&M, Florida, Missouri, Auburn, Clemson, there are six obvious losses on the schedule, so there isn’t a huge margin for error there.

Fiutak believes there’s a whole lot of talent coming back, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say when you’re calling a 5-9 receiver from Georgia Tech the top incoming transfer, that may be a generous description of the South Carolina roster.

There isn’t a lot of depth there and the schedule after Vanderbilt (October 16) is just brutal.  The best thing the ‘Cocks have going for them in 2021 is the mediocrity of the division.  That may not be enough.

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Cocky

Question for you guys — do I stick with this image as the stock reference for South Carolina…

… or do I ditch it in favor of this dude?

Tough call, no?

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When life has to imitate art

I’m sorry, but if you’re not doing this…

… after reading this ($$)

Luke Doty is a natural passer. In the (NFL) Draft, you look for a big brain and a natural passer. He’s got a big brain.

… Now we just get to marry up all the other little attributes that go with it. Big Brain? Check.

… you’re just not doing it right.

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One thing binds the SEC East.

Vapid slogans.

While they’re at it, maybe they can replace “Sandstorm” with this.

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TFW you don’t have results to sell

Thought this makes for an interesting contrast with the complaint from Chip Towers about player access.

Keep in mind Beamer coached under Kirby, so he knows how the other half lives.

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South Carolina’s loss is Georgia’s gain.

This, I believe, is the opposite of a cannon shot.

And look who’s minding their ABCs.

Obviously, there’s a long way to go here, but if Stockton does eventually sign and enroll, that may very well set up Georgia’s quarterback room better than it’s ever been set in my memory.  Dayum, Kirbs.

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