Category Archives: ‘Cock Envy

A green quarterback? How could the head coach allow that to happen?

We get the occasional observation here – okay, it’s mainly from trolls – castigating Mark Richt for going into a season without having an experienced quarterback.  Well, care to take a stab at who South Carolina’s leading returning passer is?

That would be Pharoah Cooper, a receiver.  He had eight tosses to his credit in 2014.

Clearly, this means that Steve Spurrier doesn’t know what he’s doing.  Or else, that he’s like every other college football coach who has to deal with key starters running out of eligibility.

Nah, forget that.  He’s obviously an idiot.

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Spurrier’s long, slow trek into the sunset

Shorter Garnet and Black Attack:  South Carolina is a basketball school.

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Monday morning buffet

Enjoy.

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Filed under 'Cock Envy, Crime and Punishment, Georgia Football, It's Just Bidness, Media Punditry/Foibles, SEC Football, The NCAA, Whoa, oh, Alabama

Saturday morning buffet

Something to snack on before bowl season commences:

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Never gonna give it up.

I guess that means he plans on coaching until he’s dead.  Talk about a program held hostage.  Recruiting, for the win!

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“It’s difficult for our fans. We understand that.”

Tough sell.

Ah, Shreveport.  The memories there…

 

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You know it’s a down year when…

Sadly, he probably means it.

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