Category Archives: ‘Cock Envy

Tuesday morning buffet

Jump right in, folks.

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Cutting edge

Leave it to Steve Spurrier to innovate:  with the hiring of his second (!) defensive coordinator, he’s now the only coach in the country with two defensive assistant coaches making $700,000 or more.

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Thursday morning buffet

If the end of signing day has left you empty, it’s time to fill up.

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“If I need to add a guy or two to the staff, I’ll do it.”

So, Steve Spurrier did.

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Thursday morning buffet

Here you go.

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A green quarterback? How could the head coach allow that to happen?

We get the occasional observation here – okay, it’s mainly from trolls – castigating Mark Richt for going into a season without having an experienced quarterback.  Well, care to take a stab at who South Carolina’s leading returning passer is?

That would be Pharoah Cooper, a receiver.  He had eight tosses to his credit in 2014.

Clearly, this means that Steve Spurrier doesn’t know what he’s doing.  Or else, that he’s like every other college football coach who has to deal with key starters running out of eligibility.

Nah, forget that.  He’s obviously an idiot.

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Spurrier’s long, slow trek into the sunset

Shorter Garnet and Black Attack:  South Carolina is a basketball school.

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