Category Archives: ‘Cock Envy

Wednesday morning buffet

The buffet did not undergo surgery this morning.

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Throw Jadeveon under the bus.

Why, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think Steve Spurrier is just a little peeved with his superstar.

At least you could always count on Stephen Garcia being ready to suit it up.

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Sunday morning buffet

Wakey, wakey, football fans.

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“It wasn’t too much fun out there on Saturday.”

For sure, it’s nice to hear the other ranked team moaning after a Georgia game.

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Thursday morning buffet

Get in the buffet line.

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It’s the singer, not the song.

I’d rather hear this warbled by Nick Jones than Aaron Murray.

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Tuesday morning buffet

Another day, another buffet line to negotiate.

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The schedule can’t save you now, my pretty.

Gamecock Man gives that hope thing a chance.

This is obviously a tough loss, but there is a silver lining. Particularly considering how Florida played today, we’re likely going to be favored in all remaining conference games in a schedule that’s easier than UGA’s, and if we can take care of business and win out, certainly not out of the realm of possibilities if our defense improves over the course of the season, we can catch Georgia in the standings. We’ll have to hope for Georgia losses, which aren’t assured, again particularly considering how Florida looked today, but there’s still a reasonable chance they’ll lose at least two remaining conference games. We need to take care of business from here on out and see what happens.

That’s the right mindset to take, but I’m curious who pins the “reasonable” two losses on the Dawgs.  LSU’s the obvious pick for one of those, but which team in the East matches up better against Georgia than against South Carolina?  Or is he climbing on board the Gus bus?

I’m definitely not counting my chickens before they’re hatched, so to speak, but it seems to me we’re getting pretty close to “on any given Saturday” territory for that second loss.  And that kind of approach cuts both ways.

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The fighting Gamecocks

Watching Spurrier throw in the proverbial towel is always enjoyable, but a fight on the Gamecock sideline?  Now there’s an added bonus.

My only regret is that I didn’t see it when it was happening.  Good times.

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Saturday morning buffet

Pre-game nourishment, baby.

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