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“It’s difficult for our fans. We understand that.”

Tough sell.

Ah, Shreveport.  The memories there…

 

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You know it’s a down year when…

Sadly, he probably means it.

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Maybe Boom can learn how to throw a visor disgustedly from the master.

Here’s a breathless report that Steve Spurrier’s got him a new DC.  And aside from making Muschamp the highest paid assistant in America, all it costs is naming him coach-in-waiting.  I guess Muschamp feels like his odds of succession in Columbia are better than they were in Austin.

Then again, maybe it’s grain of salt time.

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Wednesday morning buffet

Comfort food.

  • Jeremy Foley finds his man“McElwain reportedly has $7.5 million buyout in his contract, but money shouldn’t be a problem at Florida.”
  • Helluva resume, Karl Dorrell.
  • Tim Tebow is even deader to me now.
  • At least Georgia nerds come up with stuff that’s football-related.
  • I know one says all kinds of stupid when you’re in a presser announcing the dismissal of a coach, but I’m still having a hard time reconciling calling Brady Hoke a “hero” with this.
  • It sounds like Will Muschamp’s on a lot of fan bases’ minds.
  • Lost in the disappointment of Saturday“7 Consecutive 100-yard rushing games for Georgia RB Nick Chubb after he ran for 129 yards against Georgia Tech on Saturday. That’s the longest 100-yard streak since Herschel Walker ripped off 11 in a row in 1982 on his way to the Heisman Trophy.”

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Wednesday morning buffet

Look at this as a little pre-Thanksgiving football tapas.

  • Yeah, this’ll work.
  • The genius still can’t bring himself to say that the Georgia game is a big deal for him.
  • Polished football played in the South Carolina-South Alabama game: During a sequence of 19 snaps in the second quarter, the teams lost six turnovers – four interceptions and two fumbles.
  • Two things about the estimated payouts from the College Football Playoff and the bowl game revenue sharing system in each conference:  one, as the Big 12 shows, it pays to have less schools to cut the pie for, and, two, the SEC likes to reward its top teams more than other conferences do.
  • Yelling will make Vanderbilt a better football team?  Maybe they need to hire Bobby Knight.
  • Sonny Dykes lays out his theory of the evolution of the spread offense, which boils down to passing teams want to run more and running teams want to pass more.
  • And while we’re on the topic of evolution, here’s a look at how Hutson Mason’s season has evolved.
  • A new SEC tradition – the first edition of the corporate-sponsored “Battle Line Rivalry”.  Oy.
  • If you want to read about a real SEC tradition, this year marks the 50th anniversary of the term “Iron Bowl”.  (And don’t miss the photo of Joe Namath celebrating the win afterwards.)

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Damn it, Agent Muschamp. You had one job.

After watching Florida’s epic collapse in the waning moments of yesterday’s less-than-epic meteor game with South Carolina, I’m not sure which I find more unbelievable – that the Gators lost, or that Georgia somehow managed to find a way to lose to both teams this season.

Geez, football gods.  Sometimes you have the weirdest sense of humor.

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UPDATE:  And that’s all she wrote.

The Zooker wonders what took Foley so long.  And do we say Boom was Spurriered?

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“Nobody wants to be that team.”

South Carolina sits on the brink of rewarding Steve Spurrier with his first losing college season since 1987.

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