Category Archives: ‘Cock Envy

Wednesday morning buffet

Look at this as a little pre-Thanksgiving football tapas.

  • Yeah, this’ll work.
  • The genius still can’t bring himself to say that the Georgia game is a big deal for him.
  • Polished football played in the South Carolina-South Alabama game: During a sequence of 19 snaps in the second quarter, the teams lost six turnovers – four interceptions and two fumbles.
  • Two things about the estimated payouts from the College Football Playoff and the bowl game revenue sharing system in each conference:  one, as the Big 12 shows, it pays to have less schools to cut the pie for, and, two, the SEC likes to reward its top teams more than other conferences do.
  • Yelling will make Vanderbilt a better football team?  Maybe they need to hire Bobby Knight.
  • Sonny Dykes lays out his theory of the evolution of the spread offense, which boils down to passing teams want to run more and running teams want to pass more.
  • And while we’re on the topic of evolution, here’s a look at how Hutson Mason’s season has evolved.
  • A new SEC tradition – the first edition of the corporate-sponsored “Battle Line Rivalry”.  Oy.
  • If you want to read about a real SEC tradition, this year marks the 50th anniversary of the term “Iron Bowl”.  (And don’t miss the photo of Joe Namath celebrating the win afterwards.)

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Damn it, Agent Muschamp. You had one job.

After watching Florida’s epic collapse in the waning moments of yesterday’s less-than-epic meteor game with South Carolina, I’m not sure which I find more unbelievable – that the Gators lost, or that Georgia somehow managed to find a way to lose to both teams this season.

Geez, football gods.  Sometimes you have the weirdest sense of humor.

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UPDATE:  And that’s all she wrote.

The Zooker wonders what took Foley so long.  And do we say Boom was Spurriered?

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“Nobody wants to be that team.”

South Carolina sits on the brink of rewarding Steve Spurrier with his first losing college season since 1987.

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Wednesday morning buffet

I’m leaving tomorrow, so enjoy the buffet while you can get it.

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Filed under 'Cock Envy, BCS/Playoffs, Big Ten Football, Georgia Football, It's Not Easy Being A Mid-Major, Media Punditry/Foibles, Strategery And Mechanics, What's Bet In Vegas Stays In Vegas

Don’t cry for me, Columbia.

You know how every preseason the media likes to judge South Carolina’s chances on how smug Spurrier is?  Yeah, well…

Maybe it’s time to find a new tell.

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Friday morning buffet

Some pre-weekend nibbles for your reading pleasure:

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Filed under 'Cock Envy, Big 12 Football, Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin, Georgia Football, It's Just Bidness, SEC Football, The NCAA, Wit And Wisdom From The Hat

The consequences of being Stephen Garcia

The inevitable response to running your mouth:

South Carolina officials are aware of Garcia’s comments and “will be looking into it further,” sports information director Steve Fink told The State on Thursday evening.

It feels like they’ve had a guy on Garcia Watch in the athletic department going back to his playing days, just in case, and now it’s back to Defcon One for that guy.  Good times!

Can’t wait for the Spurrier quip, either.

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