Category Archives: Don’t Mess With Lane Kiffin

And then he goes and spoils it all…

This is equally painful and amusing.

That worked out well.

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UPDATE:  The full quote has a pretty great punchline.

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The Laner shows his ass.

Shot.

Chaser.

I don’t blame him for going for it on fourth down the way he did.  Ole Miss wasn’t going to beat ‘Bama with punts and field goals.  It’s the misplaced braggadocio that makes Junior a clown.

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“Deez nutz are a process.”

I just…

I don’t know what gets me more — that someone could compose, in all due seriousness, a sentence like “Lane Kiffin adds some valuable insight on Saban’s “deez nutz” jokes” or that of course Junior could provide valuable insight.  What a time to be alive, eh?

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That cocky feeling after a 5-5 season

Dayum, Junior.

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Junior and the Pirate, together again

Turns out they put it out on the intertubes, for free!

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“So he said, ‘I think I want to go to the fan portal.’”

I hope you’ve got a subscription to The Athletic, because this story ($$), about a nine-year old Tennessee fan who’d had enough of the Vols and decided to change allegiances, is fucking hilarious.

The gist of it is that he, with the help of his father, decided to write four SEC head coaches (Orgeron, Saban, Kiffin and Heupel) in the hopes that one of them would recruit him to support their program.  Here’s a sample:

Saban responded.  So did Coach O.  Amazingly, Tennessee didn’t.

But Junior was the winner.

And then, the phone call came.

“I got a message that said, ‘Coach Kiffin would like to recruit Landon. Is he available for a phone call?’” Justin said. “I thought maybe it was going to be an assistant or somebody saying they’d send us a shirt or a hat or something like that.”

But not long after, Kiffin was on the phone.

“Landon answered the phone and it was Coach Kiffin on the other end,” Justin said. “It was shocking to both of us.”

Read the whole thing, if you can.  It’s a hoot.

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TFW you think law school’s too stuffy

Shit, they ought to put it on pay-per-view.  I’d watch.

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The serpent that eats its own tail

It all comes ’round again:

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Now, do I think this could happen?  Honestly, and to my great disappointment, no, I don’t think Danny White is that stupid.

But in a world where the football gods have been capricious, to say the least, and Clay Travis exists, I can’t say the chances are zero.  You know what they say about hope being the best of things…

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“This is an investment in the future of Ole Miss Football…”

LOL.  As if signing Junior to a contract extension locks anything down in that regard.

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Coaching ’em down

Love the subtlety here.

Junior coaches like he honestly has no fucks to give.  It’s his superpower.

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