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It’s the Pirate and Junior show!

If they get to play football, this is gonna be fun to watch.


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“When he was at SC, he always had the upper hand.”

The Pirate versus Junior Show is gonna be a trip, no doubt.  One good point Leach makes in this Dennis Dodd piece — no, not “Breeze and saltwater. I don’t think that disease likes breeze and saltwater.” — is that, unlike when they faced off in the Pac-12, they’re on pretty similar footing now when it comes to resources.

It’ll be interesting to see where their two programs stand after a few years.


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The SEC’s new comedy duo



I hope they get the season started in time for the Egg Bowl.  For that matter, why didn’t the SEC schedule the two of them back to back for SEC Media Days?


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Junior weighs in.

It’s not every day you see Georgia quote the Laner in an official press release.

What a time to be alive, eh?


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SEC Popcorn Wars: Junior vs. The Portal Master

Ole Miss flips a Florida commitment and, as you might expect, there’s jubilation in some quarters and “eh, we didn’t really want him” in others.

I have to admit this may be my favorite mix of SEC head coaches ever.


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“I don’t know,” he laughs, “if that’s good or bad.”

I don’t know which is a greater indication of the mediocrity of college athletic directors, that Charlie Weis kept getting paid absurd amounts of money for little production, or this.


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Junior’s still got it.

Oh, FFS.

Nothing like starting out the new year trolling Greg Sankey like a boss.  I have no doubt there’s more to come.


UPDATE:  Vetted, bitchez!

Translation:  we know this smells but we don’t care.

I hope they get creamed with this on the recruiting trail.


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Welcome back, Junior.

LOL.  Apparently the Laner’s return to the SEC has made Dan Mullen momentarily forget where he’s coaching now.

It’s gonna be a fun SEC Media Days this year.


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We’re gonna need a bigger tub of popcorn.

Thank you, Ole Miss ($$).

Lane Kiffin is gunning for Nick Saban.

It’s been nearly three years since Saban unceremoniously fired Kiffin, his offensive coordinator, two days after Alabama beat Washington in the 2016 College Football Playoff semifinal at the Peach Bowl. Saban fired Kiffin a week before the national championship game. Kiffin was embarrassed. Kiffin was angry. Kiffin hasn’t forgotten.

That dismissal fueled Kiffin’s desire to return to the SEC and a burning passion to exact revenge on Saban, multiple people with knowledge of the matter told The Athletic. Now that he’s the head coach at Ole Miss, he sees the chance to do so.

Damn, I’ve missed that side of Junior.  (As a blogger, that is.)  Welcome back, sport.



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“The apathy surrounding the program was too much to overcome.”

This ($$) is so, so good.

… The key piece to this puzzle is Kiffin. Everything that comes along with him is a bonus — or a side effect, whichever you want to call it.

He is a 44-year-old lightning rod in the sport with a track record that borders on the ridiculous, from breaking NCAA rules by sending recruiting hostesses to visit high school prospects while at Tennessee to deflating footballs while at USC to sending numerous tweets that cross the proverbial line. He has said he’s matured and learned from his experiences, with a nod to the value of coaching alongside Saban in particular, but he has never really muzzled himself. His personality and his candor are what make him polarizing, but they also make him must-see TV and a must-follow on Twitter — especially when his teams are good but most definitely when they aren’t. They are what keep him in the national spotlight, whether he’s in Boca Raton or Tuscaloosa.

Now the Lane Kiffin show, as unorthodox as it may be, comes to Oxford. The fans are already rushing to get in their deposits for tickets, with the start of a new season still 10 months away. The show that starts right now is the point.

Junior was hired for the attention he’ll bring.  Coaching success is almost secondary.  But I’ll bet you one thing right now:  if he succeeds at Ole Miss, he’ll be the coach they hire in Tuscaloosa to succeed Saban.  The Laner is probably the one dude in the country who wouldn’t be intimidated in the slightest about succeeding a legend.  Hell, he’d be playing with house money at that point, anyway.

In the meantime, I’m looking forward to the first time he makes Greg Sankey uncomfortable.


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