Category Archives: Don’t Mess With Lane Kiffin

Junior’s all hat and no cattle act

Really, this is a pathetic track record for a guy who’s currently pulling down $9 mil a year.

… Kiffin is entering Year 12 as an FBS head coach — 1 with Tennessee, 4 with USC, 3 with FAU, now 4 with Ole Miss — and his wins have aged worse than an avocado. The only time in which Kiffin beat a Power 5 team that went on to win 9 regular-season games was when he led USC to an upset of No. 4 Oregon in 2011.

Overall, that translates into a truly awful 1-19 mark against Power 5 teams that went on to win at least 9 regular-season games.

Context:

For comparison’s sake, Billy Napier (vs. Utah) and Jimbo Fisher (vs. LSU) got 1 such victory amidst losing seasons this past year. Even Shane Beamer (Tennessee and Clemson) and Josh Heupel (LSU, Alabama, Clemson) both got multiple wins against Power 5 teams that won at least 9 games this past year. Mark Stoops has 3 such wins at Kentucky in the past 5 seasons.

And yet, the Laner had two SEC schools fighting over his services this offseason.  Looking at that, it’s a shame Auburn didn’t win out.

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Always the Laner

Say what you will about Junior, but he doesn’t quit.

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A coaching milestone

Shot.

Chaser.

Congrats to everyone involved, particularly Jimmy Sexton, without whom this presumably wouldn’t be possible.

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The Egg Bowl abides.

How it started:

How it’s going:

Yeah, those kids should be pumped.

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Just another day in the life

Shot.

Chaser.

True?  False?  No idea, but the timing — just days before the Egg Bowl and Iron Bowl — is impeccable.  Junior’s been a chaos agent his entire career, so this non-denial about what would be his sixth head coaching job (honestly, I may have lost count) is certainly on brand.

And if it is true, Auburn is such an appropriate landing spot, don’t you think?

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Take your moral victory and shove it.

This may be the first time ever I’ve respected Lane Kiffin as a coach.

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No love lost

It seems Junior didn’t take kindly to Jimbo’s comments in the preseason.

Salty!

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TFW the game is bigger than the fans

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After running through a compelling home schedule to date full of cupcakes, Junior is concerned that the fans aren’t staying in the stadium for a full sixty minutes.

Poor baby.

Attendance hasn’t exactly been great at Vaught-Hemingway Stadium through the first three home games of the season. With a capacity of 64,038, the Rebels have yet to exceed 61,000 in a game. According to the school, the attendance figures have been:

  • Week 1 vs. Troy: 60,533
  • Week 2 vs. Central Arkansas: 58,373
  • Week 4 vs. Tulsa: 60,641

Tickets are expensive.  Concessions are expensive.  Combine that with an overload of cupcakes — gotta make sure that bowl eligibility issue is covered! — and what do you expect?

Unless you’re a football coach.  Then, the game isn’t entertainment for the fans.  It’s an obligation.

Eh, Kentucky comes calling this week.  Maybe the fans will stay.

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I pity the fool.

My Gawd.

How bad is it when Junior decides to be merciful?

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Playing the Lane game

This is fucking hilarious.

It would be entirely fitting if he gets an NIL deal out of the notoriety.

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