Today, in awkward

Okay, maybe it wasn’t a Kiffin-esque fire the coach on the airport tarmac moment, but you gotta admit canning a coach while his show is airing has a certain cold-bloodedness that you have to respect in this day and age.

I mean, if you have to pay the guy $14 million anyway, you might as well get your money’s worth out of publicly humiliating him.

I really wonder who’s the next idiotic/lazy AD to hire Petrino.  You know somebody will, despite the almost certainty of it ending in disaster.

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Death, taxes and…

“Petrino does not leave programs looking better than he found them, and Louisville will go down as no exception to the rule.”

And all the Cardinals will have to pay to prove it is $14 million.

“Assistant coaches are generally tied to the head coach.”

That it’s cheaper for Louisville to fire Brian VanGorder along with Bobby Petrino, rather than as a separate mid-season move, is only my second favorite part of this piece.  My favorite?

Specifically, Smith finds fault with the play of the front seven — the defensive line and linebackers — two units coached by Petrino’s sons-in-law, L.D. Scott and Ryan Beard.  [Emphasis added.]

Nepotism, for the win.

After giving up 77 points to Clemson (the third time in four weeks that opponents had scored at least 56 points on the Cardinals) and allowing the Tigers to average better than 13 yards per rushing play, Louisville’s defense is 124th in points allowed and 115th in total defense.

VanGorder’s salary this season is just a tick under $1 million.

That’s so bad, I can’t even figure out what’s a feature and what’s a bug.

“The university is not in a position to buy him out.”

This may be the ultimate college football “you made your bed, now lie in it” story.

It’s a real shame, too.

Peak derp

Your #goacc play of the week: downing the kickoff at the 1 instead of fair catching it. pic.twitter.com/1Ei3giklKb

— Phony Bennett (@IfTonyTweeted) September 22, 2018

Basically, a metaphor for Louisville’s season so far.  Couldn’t happen to a more deserving head coach.

On a lighter note…

Sources tell @FootballScoop that Brian VanGorder is expected to become the new defensive coordinator at Louisvillehttps://t.co/F1Y4Cn0q2D

— Doug Samuels (@CoachSamz) January 27, 2018

How long do you give that relationship?

Unleash the hounds.

Interesting note just pointed out to me. If Tom Jurich gets fired, Bobby Petrino's buyout goes down to $4.25 million this year. pic.twitter.com/Hsh8rPdOZ1

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) September 27, 2017

What’s the over/under on the number of SEC feelers Petrino’s already put out?