It’s moments like this that make you realize Art Briles isn’t delusional to believe he’ll be coaching somewhere next year.
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… But that presentation does help explain what Auburn athletic director Jay Jacobs meant when he said this to myself and Chris Carlin last week in an interview for a SiriusXM show: “There are 12 other programs [in the SEC] that would love to be in our position.”
Another day, another rationale.
Now, instead of the
dog eating the homework paperwork getting lost, it’s just your basic “we didn’t need the kid anymore, so we wish him well” stuff that’s SOP at ‘Bama. That at least has the virtue of familiarity going for it.
By the way, I just bet Saban can prove that every incoming transfer to his program has come for “clear non-athletics reasons”. In other words, they’re still BSing.
One of the talking points in the Maurice Smith transfer situation is that Alabama let another player, Chris Black, transfer to Missouri last season, which is inconsistent with Saban’s stance now regarding Smith. Evidently the school is prepared to let everyone know that Black’s transfer doesn’t count. Wanna know why?
Because nobody was paying attention. No, really.
Schools have seven business days to either approve or deny a player’s request for a release, according to an NCAA Bylaw.
What happens if a school doesn’t respond within seven business days? The school has to give the player a full release.
That’s what happened with Black, sources told AL.com.
The wide receiver put in for his release leading up to Alabama’s game against LSU in early November.
It was a huge game, No. 4 Alabama against No. 2 LSU. With people inside the Tide building being as busy as they were leading up to that game, Black’s request for a release either got forgotten about or went unnoticed until it was too late, according to sources.
Like with Smith, coach Nick Saban didn’t want Black transferring to another SEC school. But that’s why Black was able to.
We’re supposed to believe that the man who embodies being a control freak with the largest support staff in college football didn’t keep track of a player’s transfer request because he was too preoccupied? Sorry, but that dog won’t hunt.
I hope somebody calls Saban on this whenever the topic of Smith’s transfer is raised in his next presser. Maybe the Coke bottle can shed some light on it. Seriously, if this is the best he’s got, he might as well go ahead and throw the towel in already.
Shorter Literal West Virginia President E. Gordon Gee: “We didn’t want to be seen as poachers of other conferences. We wanted to make sure schools would approach us so we’d have clarity on their interest.”
Uh hunh. Right.
This deal with LSU banning opponents’ marching bands from performing at half time just gets weirder and weirder. On the one hand, there’s an attempt to make it sound as if something sinister happened.
There have been incidents involving opposing band members, Nunez noted, but he declined to reveal specifics.
“Risk (management officials) looked at this because of a couple of situations that have happened in the past — very close situations, things considered something we needed to keep our eye on,” he said. “They asked us to look at this. If you remember, a year and a half ago, we went and added a fence behind our home team bench. It was part of this whole situation, trying to create a buffer.”
The incidents have not involved LSU band members, Nunez said.
“There are some situations, not between band to band,” he said.
“Usually the band communities are very cordial. They work well with each other. That’s never been a problem. Again, it goes back to some safety issue we’ve had in that small space.”
I said sinister. Nobody said anything about coherent.
But even with that ominous cloud hanging over LSU’s brave move, there’s still a chance this aggression might not stand.
Eddie Nunez, LSU’s deputy director of athletics, said athletics officials plan to meet with members of the school’s risk management team soon to devise a safer plan for the cramped sidelines, allowing the school to lift the policy — potentially ahead of the upcoming season.
“We’re still looking at this. This is still being assessed,” Nunez said this weekend. “This is not a dead decision. This is something we’re actively looking at, going to be meeting with risk management again. We’re going to try to do what we can to make this work. If we can, we will try to make it work. We would love to continue the pageantry.”
Really, guys, if piped in music is that important to you, just go ahead and say so. Besides, think of all that extra revenue you can take in when you sell those seats you used to give to other schools’ bands!
This is mindboggling.
A question during News 10’s interview with former Baylor Chancellor and President Ken Starr about a rape victim’s email that was sent to his office and to several other officials led to an awkward interruption during which a well-known crisis management specialist convinced Starr to change his response.
The email, with a subject line that read, “I was raped at Baylor”, was sent by a former student who says she was raped while attending the school in 2010.
The woman, who has not been identified, told ESPN’s “Outside the Lines” Wednesday morning that she did not believe Starr’s call for transparency was genuine because he never responded to her email.
KWTX anchor Julie Hays asked Starr if he had seen it, he first responded “I honestly may have. I’m not denying that I saw it.”
After he answered, Merrie Spaeth, whom Starr had introduced as a family friend, approached KWTX News Director, Mikel Lauber, who was positioned behind the camera during the interview.
Lauber says Spaeth asked him to promise to not use that portion of the interview.
When he said no, Spaeth interrupted the interview, telling Starr as the camera continued to roll that she needed to talk to him.
When Hays tried to ask another question, Spaeth interrupted and insisted that she needed to talk to Starr.
The two then left the room.
Several minutes later they returned, and Spaeth told Hays to ask the question again, saying that she wanted to make sure the answer didn’t end up “mis-edited.”
After a few minutes out of the room, the two returned.
When Hays asked again about the email, Starr responded, “I’m honestly going to say, I have no recollection of that.”
He then turned to Spaeth and asked, “Is that OK?”
Spaeth replied, “Don’t look at me, look at her,” referring to Hays.
He then turned back to Hays who asked the question a third time.
Starr responded, “I honestly have no recollection of seeing such an email and I believe that I would remember seeing such an email. The president of the University gets lots of emails. I don’t even see a lot of the emails that come into the office of the President. I have no recollection of it. None.”
Jeebus. They’re gonna have to come up with a whole new Rule of Holes for Kenneth Starr.
The “family friend” is, as I’ve noted before, the same media genius who advised Craig James. Any advice she’s giving Starr beyond “I don’t think you should open your mouth in public” is a waste of money, assuming she’s charging him anything. And if she isn’t, you know what they say about what free advice is worth.
Make sure to watch the clip at the linked article. It’s even more mindbogglingly incomprehensible than simply reading the transcript.