Category Archives: Johnny Football Mania

The House that Johnny Built

This isn’t going to happen, but… ah, hell, it’s just nuts (h/t SBNation).

Does kinda kick a hole in that “it’s what’s on the front of the jersey, not the back” stuff, though.


Filed under Johnny Football Mania

Monday morning buffet

A few odds and ends for your sampling pleasure…


Filed under BCS/Playoffs, ESPN Is The Devil, Georgia Football, Johnny Football Mania, SEC Football, The Evil Genius, The NCAA

Saturday morning buffet

Pre-game nourishment, baby.


Filed under 'Cock Envy, Georgia Football, James Franklin Is Ready To Rumble, Johnny Football Mania, The NCAA

Thursday morning buffet

Time to nosh.


Filed under 'Cock Envy, Arkansas Is Kind Of A Big Deal, Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, Big Ten Football, Clemson: Auburn With A Lake, ESPN Is The Devil, Gators, Gators..., Georgia Football, Georgia Tech Football, Johnny Football Mania, The Evil Genius

How Aaron Murray became the coaches’ all-SEC pick.

Year2 lists a bunch of reasons why the SEC coaches voted Aaron Murray pre-season all-SEC ahead of that Johnny guy.  It’s an okay list, and Year2 acknowledges the vote really means little in the grand scheme of things, but there’s another possibility he’s overlooked.  So let me tell you a story.

Imagine a bunch of the coaches going out for a drink or two at SEC Media Days.  They’ve already been relieved of the burden of having to vote then, so nobody can repeat Spurrier’s grave sin of forgetting to cast a vote for the GPOOE™ with the media present.  But after spending half an hour bitching about scheduling, they grow bored.

They crack a few Finebaum jokes – Saban’s is the funniest, of course – then Les Miles looks up and says “hey, how do you think ESPN would react if we voted Aaron Murray first team all-SEC?”  Mark Richt smiles and says, “that would be great for Aaron and I’m sure ESPN would give him the proper attention for that.”  Miles stares at Richt, perhaps wishing for a piece of grass to gnaw, and responds, “you kidding, Professor?  It’ll be all about Johnny Football.”

Richt shakes his head.  “No way.  All those passing records, and possibly a third straight appearance in the SECCG?  Aaron would be the story.”  Sumlin thinks to himself, “man, this guy’s more delusional than our fan base.”

And then Miles says it:  “I’ll bet you five bucks I’m right, Mark.”  Richt immediately takes the bet.  The rest of the coaches follow.  And the vote is taken.

Pay up, Mark.


Filed under ESPN Is The Devil, Johnny Football Mania

Wednesday morning buffet

Plenty to snack on today:


Filed under Crime and Punishment, Georgia Football, Johnny Football Mania, Stats Geek!, The NCAA

Johnny Football, bringing the media down to his level

Shorter Michael Rosenberg:  Johnny Manziel shouldn’t challenge the NCAA’s amateurism rules because he doesn’t appreciate behaving stupidly the way I would if I were in his shoes.


Filed under Johnny Football Mania, Media Punditry/Foibles