Category Archives: Nick Saban Rules

It’s a miracle!

Perhaps the least surprising thing you’ll see today.

That sound you hear is Pete Golding’s sigh of relief.





Filed under Nick Saban Rules, The Body Is A Temple

Yes, it’s been a while.

If this doesn’t make you chuckle, there’s something wrong with you.


Filed under Nick Saban Rules

I’ve got you under my skin.


Alabama coach Nick Saban said his defense’s struggles had him wondering if Ole Miss knew the Crimson Tide’s signals during his team’s 63-48 victory on Saturday night in Oxford, Mississippi.

Saban projected calm on the sideline for much of the game, but inside he said he was “boiling and bubbling” watching his defense reel, giving up 647 yards.

“It seemed like everything we did though they had an answer for,” Saban said. “I don’t know if they had our signals or what. That’s not anything unusual. It seemed like every time we called something, they had the best play that they could have against it.”


Kirby, I am begging you — please let something drop this week about exchanging texts with Junior.  Nothing specific, just enough to drive the ‘Bama faithful crazy.  And maybe the Sabanator, too.


Filed under Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin, Nick Saban Rules

Me and the boys

So, there’s this.

I wonder if they’ve made a bet about which of them first beats daddy.

If any of them is using a school-issued phone to text and some enterprising person hasn’t already filed an Open Records request, I am one disappointed human being.


Filed under Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin, Nick Saban Rules

“I’ve had a hip replacement…”

Nick Saban doesn’t have time for this shi… er, Kiffin.

I wonder if they’ll be chuckling after this week’s game.


Filed under Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin, Nick Saban Rules

“… and I don’t even know when Election Day is sometimes…”

He’s Nick Saban and he’s approved this message.

I gotta say I believe him on that.  If he can’t bring himself to endorse the candidate running against Tubs, he’ll never endorse anyone.

Of course, we haven’t heard from the Coke bottle yet.


Filed under Nick Saban Rules, Political Wankery

“But, muh freedom” is another thing Nick Saban doesn’t have time for.

You know it’s serious when the Coke and Dasani bottles are deployed in support.


Filed under Nick Saban Rules, The Body Is A Temple

TFW you’re glad you can blame the rabbit’s foot

Shorter Roll Bama Roll:  Nick Saban cannot fail as a coach, he can only be failed as a coach.


Filed under Auburn's Cast of Thousands, Nick Saban Rules

Saban vs. the field

Screenshot_2020-07-28 Chris Marler on Twitter What if I told that only 3 SEC Head Coaches had a career winning record vs To[...]

Welp, seeing as most of them face Saban regularly, I can’t really say I’m too surprised.

Changing divisions might be the best thing that ever happened to the Portal Master™, though.


Filed under Nick Saban Rules, SEC Football

Roll Tahd!


Screenshot_2020-07-15 Jason Isbell on Twitter Alabama fans, now is your chance for revenge Twitter


Screenshot_2020-07-15 Jared Lovering 😷 on Twitter EmilyMi86620303 JasonIsbell Doug Jones should have legally changed his n[...]

It’ll never happen, but I wonder what effect it would have on the general election vote if Saban came out and endorsed Jones.  Or, just for yuks, on Tubs’ campaign, for that matter.


Filed under Alabama, Nick Saban Rules, Political Wankery, Tommy Tuberville - Mythical National Champ