Never mind that what got Newton and Marshall in trouble had nothing to do with sexual assault.
And anyway, you can’t hold a whole conference responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole college athletics system? And if the whole college athletics system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you – isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
I feel better now.
Another day to indulge, campers.
- I’m always amused when Will Muschamp talks about offense.
- You will be shocked, shocked to learn that the SEC has come out against an early signing proposal for football.
- Nick Saban clarifies his comment about bowl games. Naturally, media misunderstanding is involved.
- There will be no SEC-enforced cap on COA. “We are constrained by the law,” SEC Commissioner Mike Slive said.
- Here’s another hungry football player story.
- Auburn’s not in on claiming more national championships. Per Jay Jacobs, “Those players on those teams, like me in 1983, it doesn’t matter if you hang a banner or not. I know what we did.” So why even explore the possibility in the first place?
- If you’re looking for some well-crafted Gator snark, this should do.
- Matt Hinton has an excellent piece here on the art of building an offensive line.
The SEC is in Destin. The rest of the college football world isn’t.
- Nick Saban thinks fondly of Jeremy Pruitt.
- Here’s a nice smackdown of Bert’s “you play eight games in the SEC” comment.
- Dennis Dodd gets all prissy about the SEC not already having a ban on its books for transfers of kids dismissed for domestic violence – something that no conference has at present.
- We’re 100 days out from the start of the 2015 season, so it’s fashionable to do 100 things to look forward to pieces. Here’s one.
- David Wunderlich thinks the practice of ranking teams based on loss order is still a thing… and it is. But I suspect as the CFP grows, loss-ranking will matter less.
- There’s still a chance: Chauncey Gardner is taking an unofficial visit to Athens. Make a blogger happy, dude. Be a Dawg, and let me have a few years with that name.
- “It’s an attempt to change behavior” – Mike Slive intends to come down hard on post-game celebrations.
Nick Saban’s had enough of this COA bullshit.
“We need to have the same rules in the big five in all leagues,” Saban said. “If we’re going to compete for the championship, and everybody is going to play in the playoff system, then we need to get our rules in alignment so that we are all on a level playing field.
“These things need to be global, otherwise we are going to become a farm system for all of the other leagues.”
“Even in the NFL, they have a salary cap,” Saban said. “When we don’t have a cap that makes it equal for everybody, it really goes against everything we’ve tried to do in the NCAA that we’ve tried to do for parity.”
Oh, mah heaven, Miz Scarlett! Ah do believe Ah’m feeling a bit lightheaded!
So what do you think Saban wants now – another antitrust lawsuit over price fixing, or a players’ union so college football can legally bargain for a salary cap? ‘Cause it’s one or the other.
Alabama has yet to determine its cost of attendance, Saban said Tuesday.
Jeez… that’s like, in the sixties, waiting to hear how many nuclear warheads the Soviet Union could deploy. You knew they had the bomb. You just didn’t know how many they could drop on your ass if they wanted to.
Every pundit who put Jacob Coker on a preseason Heisman watch list – in 2014. Meanwhile, in the real world…
I almost wish Saban had said that just to troll the media. Who knows, maybe he did.
Fair is fair, so I gotta admit this is the kind of media smarminess I’ve been waiting to see.