“The guy just can’t keep his trap shut.”

If we refer to the Florida-Tennessee match as a meteor game, what should we call the Finebaum-Swinney dust up?

TFW you’re concerned Alabama’s not getting enough love

Paul Finebaum re: Rob Mullens on Nov. 12: "Please don’t misunderstand me, I know him and I like him."
Paul Finebaum re: Rob Mullens on Nov. 21: "I don’t trust him because he’s not honest, and I just think he has an influence on that committee."https://t.co/3ewr0XIKEI pic.twitter.com/FeU4BkYnro

— James Crepea (@JamesCrepea) November 22, 2019

Gee, I wonder what happened.

PAWWWLLL!!! flinging poo

“I could pick up the yellow pages of college coaches right now, close my eyes and pick a better coach than Jim Harbaugh.”

–@finebaum pic.twitter.com/6ogw0jzDwz

— Golic and Wingo (@GolicAndWingo) October 22, 2019

Funny, I hear people say the same thing about your show.

Today, in concern trolling

Is this fair? pic.twitter.com/o7ukwWMEBh

— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) September 30, 2019

I don’t know what the opposite of a national treasure is, but whatever it is, PAWWWLLL!!! qualifies as one.

TFW your hot take doesn’t age well

Shot.

“I don’t give 2 rips what Aaron Murray thinks.”

Response from @finebaum regarding Aaron Murray’s criticism of Jeremy Pruitt: pic.twitter.com/lhY4AuxsC7

— Caleb Noe (@wvltCaleb) July 18, 2018

Chaser.

I have watched Tennessee football since I was 3 years old and this is rock bottom. Beyond words. Beyond belief.

— Paul Finebaum (@finebaum) August 31, 2019

Now, leave the goddamned bottle and go away.

Remember when @aaronmurray11 questioned Jeremy Pruitt’s head coaching potential and you flipped your shit??

Good times… @PuntandPass https://t.co/7CWpW1Dssb

— Drew Butler (@DrewBut13r) September 1, 2019

Today, in utter horseshit

No, no, a thousand times no to this…

"In SEC history, true legends go by just 1 name. Bear. Herschel. Bo. Now there’s another, although you have to stretch it out: Pawwwwl."@finebaum joins @tommytomlinson on SouthBound to discuss a new college football season, his legendary callers & more: https://t.co/f5o3C98npy pic.twitter.com/w1J41dVRCd

— Amanda Brooks (@BrooksAD) August 21, 2019

Times like this remind me why I dislike ESPN so intensely.

Your Daily Gator doesn’t impress PAWWWLLL.

Nice offseason you’re having, Florida.

“Especially in the wake of two or three months of bad news,” Finebaum said. “The first half of the year they were on a roll. They had a good recruiting class, maybe overhyped a little bit, but it was momentum building. But really ever since all the back and forth with Georgia, it’s almost as if bad karma struck the Gators. But they have had nothing but attrition, players in trouble, players bailing out. They did pick up the linebacker from Georgia, but it’s really been a calamity of bad news and really crippling because their schedule is so difficult. This is a game that pretty much everyone, except for delusional fans from the U, has as a win.”

And here’s your basic one-sentence dismissal.

“You go up and down the roster, I don’t see how they match up to Georgia, that’s really the issue,” Finebaum said.

My, how things have changed.