Category Archives: PAWWWLLL!!!

When Finebaum smells blood…

it’s not pretty.

“To call someone from an Atlanta newspaper, that covers professional sports mainly and college sports secondarily, an enemy reeks of Richard Nixon in 1973.”

Longtime radio host and ESPN college football analyst Paul Finebaum was on The Dan Patrick Show revealing some of the biggest story lines from SEC Media Days the past week and a half, which in recent years during a slow month of July has resembled the type of fruitless gossip and inane drama you see during in the week leading up the Super Bowl.

Finebaum, who has long been heralded as one of the South’s most recognizable college football pundits, took exception to South Carolina coach Steve Spurrier’s time at the podium, as the candid Ol’ Ball Coach known for his shrewd diction was bordering on frustrating this time around.

“I was embarrassed for him. He came off like a crazy uncle in the attic. There was no explanation, there was no reason.”

Coming off their worst season in four years, Spurrier has repeatedly alluded to his age during many press conferences. A ploy Finebaum says isn’t exactly helping.

“He really has made his age an issue, and guess what, he’s not as good a coach and he’s not at the same type of program that he used to be.”

At this point, I’m sure Spurrier would love to have a drop the mic-type of season – double digit wins and a trip to Atlanta, followed by telling everyone he’s unhappy with to kiss his wrinkled ass.  But wishing ain’t enough to make it so.  It’s gonna be an interesting year to follow Gamecock football, though.

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Live, from Hoover, Alabama!

The SEC Network goes all in on SEC Media Days.

Date Time (ET) Program Network
Mon, July 13 12:30-5:30 p.m. SEC Now: 2015 Football Media Days Special SEC Network
  5:30-7 p.m. The Paul Finebaum Show SEC Network
Tue, July 14 10 a.m.- 4 p.m. SEC Now: 2015 Football Media Days Special SEC Network
  4-7 p.m. The Paul Finebaum Show SEC Network
Wed, July 15 10 a.m.- 4 p.m. SEC Now: 2015 Football Media Days Special SEC Network
  4-7 p.m. The Paul Finebaum Show SEC Network
Thu, July 16 10 a.m.-1 p.m. SEC Now: 2015 Football Media Days Special SEC Network
3-7 p.m. The Paul FInebaum Show SEC Network

By my count, that’s something like 32 hours of broadcast time. Can you say overkill? I thought you could.

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“They’re more worried about their martinis, their wine & their music in Athens…”

Hey… I think this guy just insulted us.

I’d get upset, but I’m in the middle of fixing myself a drink and putting on an REM album right now.

Thanks, SEC Network!

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Filed under Georgia Football, PAWWWLLL!!!

Your cable dollars at work.

Just shoot meNow.

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Filed under ESPN Is The Devil, PAWWWLLL!!!

Jim Harbaugh isn’t done trolling yet.

Michigan’s head coach claims he doesn’t know WTF PAWWWLLL!!! is.

Jim, Phyllis from Mulga would like to have a word with you.

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This could be the beginning of a bee-yoo-tee-full friendship.

Or it could just make you want to fwow up.

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Filed under Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin, PAWWWLLL!!!

Tide fans, now they’re just screwing with ‘ya.

Enjoy the comedic stylings of PAWWWLLL! and Nick, together again.

Blockbuster!  Phyllis from Mauga goes nuts!

What say you, Coach?

“I know nothing about any such rumors. I don’t even know who you’re talking about but I don’t know about any of those things.”

Which makes Nick Saban the only person in America who follows college football closely and claims he’s never even heard of Braxton Miller.  Uh hunh.  Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…

They’ll be here all week, folks.  Try the venison.

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Filed under Nick Saban Rules, PAWWWLLL!!!