Category Archives: Political Wankery

Saturday morning buffet

Time for a little college football nosh.

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Filed under College Football, Crime and Punishment, Georgia Football, It's Just Bidness, Political Wankery, SEC Football, Whoa, oh, Alabama

Monday morning buffet

More for the chafing dishes…

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Filed under Auburn's Cast of Thousands, Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, College Football, Georgia Football, Political Wankery, Stats Geek!, Strategery And Mechanics

Wednesday brunch buffet

Brunch is served.

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Filed under Big 12 Football, College Football, Georgia Football, Political Wankery, SEC Football, Stats Geek!

The fate of the free world, hanging in the balance

If you didn’t think there was much at stake already in this year’s Alabama-LSU game, think again.

When LSU and Alabama renew their annual hate-fest on Nov. 5, the eyes of the nation will be watching for several reasons. The game will possibly determine the SEC championship, the SEC West  winner, the Heisman Trophy recipient, the national champion, and oh yes, the presidential victor.

The last eight times that LSU and Alabama have met in a presidential election year (1984, 1988, 1992, 1996, 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012), the winner of the presidential election is a Republican when LSU prevails (1984, 1988, 2000, 2004) and a Democrat when Alabama wins (1992, 1996, 2008, 2012).

LSU is listed as a slight favorite to top the Tide at Tiger Stadium three days before the presidential election. If the Bengals beat Bama, look for the next president to be Donald John Trump. If Alabama beats LSU for the sixth consecutive time, the election should belong to Hillary Rodham Clinton.

That ought to fry a few brains among the Tide faithful.  Although in the end, they’d probably accept the trade off.

(h/t)

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Filed under Political Wankery, SEC Football

Today, in mixing politics and sports

Ladies and gentlemen, the governor of Texas.

I wonder how the presidents of the conference’s schools in Iowa, Oklahoma, Kansas and West Virginia will take that considerate advice.

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Filed under Big 12 Football, Political Wankery, Texas Is Just Better Than You Are.

Thanks for playing, Speaker Ryan.

Those of you who think sports and politics don’t mix…

Maybe you’re right.

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Filed under College Football, Political Wankery

The greatest convention speaker of our era

It would really be entertaining for the GPOOE™ to perform a public circumcision on Trump.  Think of the ratings!

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UPDATE:  Chuckle.

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Filed under Political Wankery, Tim Tebow: Rock Star