Two thoughts here:
- A reliable, inexpensive, easy to administer COVID tests would be huge, both for society as a whole and for college football’s 2020 chances. It’s the first real thing I’ve seen that justifies Greg Sankey’s take it slow and hope approach for playing.
- But… but. Can they buy enough time to get this into the mix? Even Mark Emmert admits that bubbling the players is the best way to keep them safe. Yet, every SEC school is about to embark on a course of letting them be exposed to a general student population that isn’t fastidious about staying safe.
I’d say it would serve Sankey and his presidents right if their selfish adherence to their business model costs them a season that was salvageable, except that means we fans don’t get one, either. And that would truly suck. Get your shit together, folks. Please.
UGA’s College of Public Health, doing the Lord’s work:
Light to moderate drinking may preserve brain function in older age, according to a new study from the University of Georgia.
The study examined the link between alcohol consumption and changes in cognitive function over time among middle-aged and older adults in the U.S.
“Light to moderate drinking” is defined as 10 to 14 drinks a week. No wonder I feel as sharp as ever.
Typical SEC fan: Man, it’s hard to imagine conference refs being any worse at their jobs than they are now.
Ron Foxcroft, “the most trusted name in North America when it comes to whistles”: Hold my beer.
Sure, why not?
With fans barred from stadiums due to coronavirus restrictions, sporting bodies around the world are grappling with how to create atmosphere at matches — and the makers of a new app think they have the answer.
The “Remote Cheerer powered by Sound UD” system is made by Yamaha and broadcasts cheers, boos and chants from users’ homes to the stadium via the internet, according to a press release.
Fans tap buttons on an app to make their feelings known through speakers placed around the stadium, replacing the usual crowd noise…
“With the possibility of spectatorless matches and restrictions on cheering in mind, I feel that this system will encourage players on the field by making them feel like their fans and supporters are nearby,” Hiromi Yanagihara, from Júbilo’s business strategy division, said in the press release.
I’m sure this will work great until the first person figures out how to hack it.
But think how Kirby could have used something like this for this past G-Day. #Virtual93K, for the (recruiting) win!
In the meantime, if schools can charge fans for using the app, I’m sure there will be a market for it here.
It will be interesting to look back in a couple of months or so to see if this marked the start of a significant trend for larger collegiate athletic events.
Mind you, the school made this particular call, not the NCAA. Then again, considering Hopkins has been in the forefront of tracking Coronavirus…
I’m not sayin’.
The pods are a super limited-promotional item, available in a single bar during London Cocktail Week, which ends on Sunday. They were devised by the staid scotch brand The Glenlivet and the award-winning bartender Alex Kratena, who have said the capsules, which are bound by seaweed protein, are a stunt of sustainability marketing. Such boring strictures of reality did not prevent people from making jokes about how the pods would soon be omnipresent at outdoor concerts and frat houses. The pods drew quick comparisons to everything from Jell-O shots to Gushers fruit snacks, in addition to the laundry-detergent capsules that became a meme in 2018 after several dozen teens ate them on YouTube.
Many other people looked upon the scotch pods and saw nothing but pure, open-container law-circumventing brilliance. The capsules seemed perfect for sneaking booze into nearly anywhere. When asked if the pods were intended to be a futuristic evolution of the flask, a representative for Glenlivet seemed vaguely horrified and assured me that the capsules were intended to be consumed by adults as a novelty during the week’s cocktail convention. They’re “almost like a cocktail version of El Bulli’s spherical olive,” she said via email, apparently distressed that the internet had taken up a litany of less luxurious comparisons.
I’m just sayin’.
I still get the regular question about how my cord cutting experiment is going — just fine, thanks — so I thought I’d share this article about it than an alert reader sent my way.
For what it’s worth, after trying several options, I’ve stuck with YouTube TV and been quite happy about it.
But, then again, I’m not this guy:
Steve Young of Holly Springs is an N.C. State fan with nine TVs in one room. He says he has researched cord-cutting and it doesn’t make sense for him. “These cord-cutting features are designed for using one TV at a time,” he says.
Shit, dude, nobody’s got a brain designed for nine at once.
A little of this, a little of that and pretty soon all the chafing dishes are full.
- If you’re a believer in narratives, ESPN’s Playoff Predictor has Georgia with the third best shot of being there this season.
- Today, in where are they now: Kevin Ramsey — yes, that Kevin Ramsey — is a college football head coach.
- Athlon rates Georgia’s offensive line as college football’s third best.
- With regard to the NCAA’s new basketball rules announced yesterday, I should have known better: “Top officials with the NBA and USA Basketball were blindsided with timing and changes in the NCAA’s announcement of future rules surrounding pro basketball prospects, sources told ESPN.”
- Bill Connelly looks at receivers.
- Zach Smith sounds like a totally normal guy.
- SEC point differential since 2014 is just another indication of the different plane of existence ‘Bama has occupied.
- “A New Mexico State University study has found that more water is needed to keep artificial cool enough to safely play on during a hot summer day than what is needed to water Bermuda grass for a day.” Science, bitchez.
- Georgia Tech “adjusts” its substance-abuse policy, although there’s no word on how that might affect a player arrested for his involvement in smuggling 90 pounds of weed. (In fairness, Houston was reinstated to the team, so maybe there’s been no change in that regard.)
- Chip Towers wants to impress upon us that Deandre Baker’s status is shakier than we might expect: “there’s no guarantee Baker’s status as a starting cornerback is guaranteed.” You know it must be serious when a guaranty isn’t guaranteed. Get this man an editor, stat!