Somewhere on the border between fate and freaky

Check out Jamie Newman’s high school logo and jersey colors:

His high school coach, Anthony Timmons, opted to reach for something from the divine column.

“I think it is God’s plan,” he said. “I told a reporter earlier this morning I believe. I am kind of glad I kept some of my old Graham gear. That way I can pull out a Graham hat that has got the Graham and the Georgia ‘G’ on it and feel right at home.”

“I’m a firm believer that everything happens for a reason.”

It isn’t an exact match. Graham High is known as the Red Devils. Not the Bulldogs.

“Everything except the mascot,” Timmons said. “But we tried to be Georgia and like Georgia through and through with everything.”

Weird, hunh?

Feel free to insert your “McGarity is going to ask for retroactive royalties” joke here, if you like.

From Kirby’s lips to your chest

Hot off the presses comes this stylish accoutrement.

Wear it and be wonderful.

When in doubt…

… break out the fake juice.

Missouri going with its same color scheme from its 2013 win in Athens. https://t.co/3BnYEakNLY

— Dave Matter (@Dave_Matter) November 8, 2019

You know, if Georgia loses almost every starting skill position player it has, that might work.

The “best name in college football” award is dead.

This kid broke it.

Congrats to LSU's newest commit whose real full name, I kid you not, is Decoldest ToEvaDoIt Crawford.

— Max Olson (@max_olson) October 28, 2019

Forever.

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UPDATE:  Ah, shit.

Decoldest Jaun Crawford.

ToEvaDoIt is not his actual name.

— Sam Spiegelman (@samspiegs) October 28, 2019

False alarm.  Although that first name is still pretty bitchin’.

The turnover swag battle just got lit.

SMU is winning.

Popping bottles on an elevated surface?

Yeah, this is a peak Dallas celebration. pic.twitter.com/Y0R2Vmd8kg

— Ben Baby (@Ben_Baby) October 25, 2019

Style alert

In a shocking development, Nike wants to separate you from some of the contents of your wallet.

Deets:

Nike React Element 55 “Georgia”

Style Code: CK4839-001
Color: Black/White/University Red
Release Date: TBA
Price: $140

You have been warned.

Thursday morning buffet

Get you some.

• It’s a little nauseating to see pundits hoping for three SEC teams in the CFP in hopes of blowing up the four-team playoff.
• After two weeks, PFF rankes Jake Fromm as its number three quarterback in college football.  And, no, neither Tua nor Trevor are ranked higher.
• Andy Schwarz games out what the NCAA might come up with to allow student-athletes to exercise their NLI rights.
• “Jeremy Pruitt’s former boss” breaks down Jim Chaney’s work.
• Hammer, meet nail:  you can probably guess what part of Zamir White’s early showing impressed Kirby Smart the most.
• Yeti, you bastards.  You’re killing me with this stuff.
• Kirby’s not in favor of giving freshmen a one-time free transfer waiver.