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Thursday morning buffet

Indulge yourselves.

  • As the Auburn-Louisville game in Atlanta approaches, prepare to hear more of this.
  • Regrets, Gene Chizik has a few.
  • Mark Schlabach predicts this is Steve Spurrier’s last season.
  • Delusional optimism, And The Valley Shook style.
  • Kids, these days.
  • Spurrier, on Finebaum“Every now and then when I listen in to your show, I know the SEC fans are a little upset at Ohio State’s schedule and rightfully so to tell you the truth.” 
  • We’ve known Bobby Petrino’s an ambitious dick.  We just didn’t know how far back that went. “He opted to join the Tigers without informing his boss, Tom Coughlin, who was alerted of his offensive coordinator’s departure through an Auburn news release.”  And so, a legend was born.
  • Les Miles overdosed on coffee this week?  Sure, I can see that.

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What’s on your mind?

Some coaches call press conferences to rail against perceived enemies in the media.

Some coaches use pressers for the purpose of lecturing those who disagree with them.

Mark Richt takes time at a press conference to warn men over fifty to have their prostates checked.

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Gentlemen, hit the head.

Rich Rodriguez spills the beans about halftime adjustments.

And what about halftime adju-

“The halftime talk is way overrated! First of all, the first five minutes and last five minutes are probably to use the restroom. We’re old! We’re not passing up on a chance to go to the bathroom! But then our coaches are talking to each other for five minutes, too. You’re not going to invent a whole lot of things. You have to keep things simple enough that if you make adjustments, everybody already kind of knows why.”

So much for the Knute Rockne halftime motivational speech.

Although I have to admit I think more clearly with an empty bladder, too.

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Hate to hear this news

Seth Emerson is reporting that Scott-Wesley “appears to be contemplating whether to end his days as a player”.

Do what you think is best for yourself, young man.  Playing college football is a big deal, but so is being able to walk without discomfort when you get to be my age.

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Down and out

Dave Bartoo’s 2015 injury log might be something useful to bookmark (especially if you’re following Tennessee football).

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“But I’m fine with being the soft, healthy guy.”

While I’m on my Debbie Downer run, make sure you read this piece about Chris Borland, who just retired at age 24 over health concerns.  In particular, this part:

Borland began at Wisconsin as a wedge buster on kickoffs, a task he compared to “bowling, but it’s people doing it.” After blowing up a wedge against Wofford, he couldn’t remember the rest of the game, including his own blocked punt, which led to a touchdown. That night, unable to eat, his head pounding, Borland had a teammate wake him up every few hours, fearing he’d lapse into a coma. He never told the coaches or trainers. That Monday, he was named co-Big Ten special-teams player of the week. “That’s one of those things where, when you step away from the game and you look at it, it’s like, ‘Oh my god,’ you know?” Borland says. “But it makes sense to you when you’re 18 and you’ve dedicated your life to it and the most important thing to you is to get a good grade on special teams.”

Near the end of his freshman year, Borland discovered Toradol, the controversial painkiller used widely in college and the pros. “It was life-changing,” he told the BU researchers, chuckling, when they took his medical history. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration warns that Toradol should be used sparingly, for severe acute pain. Borland, who had shoulder surgery three times while at Wisconsin, said he would sometimes use the drug every other game.

Some of Borland’s teammates were worse off, and that concerned him more. Taylor, his close friend, was also one of the best linebackers in the nation, twice all-conference, a future pro. But it became harder and harder for Taylor to stay on the field. In 2011, he tore his meniscus on a blitz against Minnesota. The Monday after the game, he had knee surgery to remove half of it.

The next Saturday, with Wisconsin fighting for the Big Ten title, Taylor played against Illinois. “I remember that morning I was thinking, ‘This is f—ing stupid. What am I doing?’ ” he recalls. “They shot Toradol in my ass. And I remember covering up my knee with bandages, just so I couldn’t see blood. The first half was shaky for me. If you watch the game film, it’s like, ‘This dude should not be playing football.’ ”

Taylor says no one tried to stop him. “I think it was mostly my fault,” he says. “I was waiting for them to say, ‘Hey, you’re out of here. This is kind of sad. And not smart.’ But I was kind of in a position to dictate. I guess the coaches had trust in me.” He thinks he took another shot of Toradol at halftime.

Their coach?  Bret We have to protect student athletes to extremes we never thought of before Bielema.

The sanctimonious horse crap slays me every time.  So does the willful blindness.

Later, as the evening wound down, we asked Alvarez about Borland. He sounded slightly defensive. “It was never an indictment against football,” he said. “He just chose not to play, and I respect that decision. But there was never an indictment of football.”

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Rub some dirt on it and get back in there, kid.

Justin Scott-Wesley has a knee sprain and intends to gut it out.

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