Whoa, oh, Alabama

I’m sorry, but if this doesn’t make you laugh, there’s something wrong.

https://t.co/Mwd9TszzB3 pic.twitter.com/F1sa2SU4Jf

— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) April 29, 2021

You know the old saying that we get the politicians we deserve?  Tubs looks like the exception that proves the rule.

The greatest sports analogy of my lifetime

Shot.

Senator Elect Tommy Tuberville from Alabama believes that WW2 was fought to free Europe from socialism. pic.twitter.com/pUaYhfXCxy

— Jason Stanley (@jasonintrator) November 13, 2020

Tommy Tuberville, who is about the be sworn in as a U.S. Senator, thinks the three branches of government are “the House, the Senate and executive.” https://t.co/021Fo4R9GO pic.twitter.com/pT2cpbTTXd

— Ian Sams (@IanSams) November 13, 2020

Chaser.

Going from @DougJones to Tommy Tuberville is like going from Nick Saban to Tommy Tuberville https://t.co/zcZZc6WogF

— Jordan Acker (@JordanAckerMI) November 13, 2020

Tuberville’s greatest hits

Or, should I say, quits.

oh my pic.twitter.com/e0bzklo4Nj

— Alex McDaniel (@AlexMcDaniel) September 27, 2020

That’s how you ream out the man.

Meanwhile, in Alabama…

Alabama Democrats, still riding Tubs’ ass, with a touch of Saban added:

Let's talk about polls for a second. Tubs was consensus top 5 in the 2003 preseason polls, lost his first two games (scored 3 points total), and ended up in the Music City Bowl.

So y'all focus on that rat poison all you want. We'll outwork yesterday. https://t.co/CXHC0NJKGr

— Alabama Democrats (@aldemocrats) August 4, 2020

You know, they have a point.  Auburn’s usually at its best when nobody takes them seriously, and vice versa.

Today, in Tubs love

Alabama Democrats, you magnificent bastards, I read your tweets!

You’ve outdone yourselves with this one.

I am Senator Blutarsky and I approve this message.

Meanwhile, in Alabama

Tommy Tuberville’s college coaching career remains fair game.

It’s a target rich environment.

Tuberville’s greatest hits

Alabama Democrats are en fuego about the Republican nominee for the US Senate.  Check out some of this bitch slapping:

You gotta love leading with the Iron Bowl.  That’s knowing your audience.

And that’s the stuff I thought Sessions would fling.  It stings.  And for the coup de grace…

“He also lost to Vanderbilt.”  Brutal.

Sounds like this could be real fun.

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UPDATE:

It’s funny ’cause it’s true.

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UPDATE #2:  Er’rybody’s dunking on Tubs now.

Roll Tahd!

Shot.

Chaser.

It’ll never happen, but I wonder what effect it would have on the general election vote if Saban came out and endorsed Jones.  Or, just for yuks, on Tubs’ campaign, for that matter.

In Alabama, it’s always football season.

Even when it’s election season.  Massive burn attempt here:

Loser!

Oh, and speaking of Trump…

That ought to win him a few votes in Tuscaloosa.

Whoever said we get the politicians we deserve had a gift for understatement.

[Ed. note:  it bears repeating — don’t take the comment thread off track, please.  The Playpen is only a day away.]

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UPDATE:

What a time to be alive, eh?

Tubberville gone Tubberville.

A man who has bullshitted his way through head coach job after head coach job has now turned his talent towards voters.

SCOOP: Despite claiming he voted and supported Trump, Tommy Tuberville's voter registration was cancelled in August 2016 due to inactivity… he had registered in the state of Indiana but never voted there, so they kicked him off the voter rolls. pic.twitter.com/X1bSH5N6xT

— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) July 10, 2020

In fact, Tommy Tuberville did not vote in 2010, 2012, 2014, or 2016 according to documents from the Alabama Secretary of State and Walton County Florida Supervisor Election

— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) July 10, 2020

Tuberville has claimed on at least eight radio interviews that he voted for Trump in the 2016 election… but it's very clear by the documents that it's impossible and he lied to voters.

— Ryan James Girdusky (@RyanGirdusky) July 10, 2020

Gotta give the man credit for consistency.