Category Archives: Whoa, oh, Alabama

“We’re putting the cart before the horse when we pay a coach more than a teacher in the classroom.”

If you were serious about that, random Alabama legislator, you’d be aiming your bill at state universities, too.  Those markets ain’t gonna un-free themselves, you know.



Filed under Political Wankery, Whoa, oh, Alabama

Speak softly and carry a big Saban.

Perhaps sensing that he’s going to have more time on his hands in his new Alabama AD job (since management of the football program boils down to “anything else you need, Nick?”), Greg Byrne has big plans elsewhere.

“I have always paid attention to things Coach Saban has said from afar because they are always well thought out,” Byrne said. “Before I knew this opportunity was going to come along, I would always listen to what he had to say. I think he cares very much about the University of Alabama, but he also cares very much about the game of football.  So, as an athletic director in an evolving time, I think the platform you have here that you can have a voice in how college athletics is shaped for the future.”

Byrne seems eager to use his. In the SEC, he has established relationships with several athletic directors, including Mitch Barnhart at Kentucky, Florida’s Scott Stricklin, Mississippi State’s John Cohen and Jeff Long at Arkansas. He’s also close to SEC commissioner Greg Sankey. With a background in fundraising, Byrne knows how to lobby —  a skill that could come in handy if he, Saban and the university attempt to advance a particular cause.

“The stage here at Alabama allows you that,” Byrne said.

Greg McGarity smiles and nods knowingly.  Those Open Records laws don’t re-write themselves, you know.

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No trophy at the Walmart this year, boys. 

In the cold light of day, will ‘Bama fans blame the loss on Lane Kiffin?

Hell, in his mind, you know Junior’s already taking credit for it.


Filed under BCS/Playoffs, Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin, Whoa, oh, Alabama

Today, in Nick Saban doesn’t have time for…

… that shit… er, Lane Kiffin.

Saban wouldn’t elaborate on further questioning about the situation. Kiffin said on ESPN’s “Mike and Mike” that the “press box would be ideal” when asked whether he would be on the sideline for the game against Clemson. Saban, however, dismissed that notion.

“That’s really not even possible from a legal standpoint for him to do those things,” Saban said. “So that’s not something we’re interested in pursuing.”

“Legal standpoint”?

Shouldn’t give people ideas, Coach.  What are the odds that some Alabama fanatic is out there right now scrambling to get a motion filed asking a court to issue an injunction against Junior attending the national title game?

Personally, I think the Laner would make an excellent addition to ESPN’s pre-game show.


Filed under Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin, Nick Saban Rules, Whoa, oh, Alabama

Friday morning buffet

A few scraps rounded up for the buffet line…


Filed under BCS/Playoffs, ESPN Is The Devil, Georgia Football, Look For The Union Label, Pac-12 Football, Whoa, oh, Alabama

The Process needs a plumber.

Say what you will about the bathrooms at Sanford Stadium, we’ve never heard a PA announcement like this:


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Saturday morning buffet

Time for a little college football nosh.


Filed under College Football, Crime and Punishment, Georgia Football, It's Just Bidness, Political Wankery, SEC Football, Whoa, oh, Alabama