Billy Napier is staring down a second straight losing season if his Gators lose to FSU today, and he’s got to face the Noles without Graham Mertz. Clearly, the times are desperate. And you know what they say about desperate times.
Here’s Billy’s desperate measure:
Florida will turn to one of its greatest players for help before facing rival and fifth-ranked Florida State on Saturday.
The Gators, the National Football Foundation and the College Hall of Fame will jointly honor 2007 Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow in the Swamp at the end of the first quarter. Coach Billy Napier, meanwhile, has asked Tebow to speak to his struggling team in the locker room beforehand.
“I’m always open to always talking to the team,” Tebow said during a Zoom call Friday. “I just would always want them to know first that it’s never about me. Saturday isn’t about me. It’s about them.
“It’s an amazing opportunity, and it’s something that if they can harness three hours of excellence, they will have a chance to be one of the more remembered Gator teams because they get a chance to knock off an undefeated FSU team. That doesn’t happen all the time.”
As catchphrases go, “… a chance to be one of the more remembered Gator teams” lacks a little something, no? It’s no GPOOE™, that’s for sure.
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Kudos for the Gram Parsons music to go with that post.
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I’ll put my Florida hate aside and hope they beat FSU which will help us.
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Thank you for doing that because I am not mature enough to overcome my hate for florida. I hope they lose by 70.
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You sound like my dad (that’s a good thing!) ha.
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Shiiiiiiiit man, the Dawgs don’t need any help, especially from some slime covered, parasite infested gators (that also describes FU coeds).
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It did not take attending many Cocktail Parties to se that UF has the trashiest looking female fans in the Conference.
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Anything that keeps Billy as coach is a win in my book.
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I wish I could like you post 10 times.
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I can’t do it. I’ll be fine with Louisville handling it next week at the WSOCP.
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Forgot about that, but that would be the best option.
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I’m pullin’ for a sinkhole!!
Go Sinkhole!!
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I don’t see it as helping us. The media loves the B1G. UGA’s path is to win out and I want the Sugar and Rose to have traditional matchup in the last year before tradition is thrown in the trash.
UGA vs FSU sugar
Michigan vs Washington Rose
If UGA doesn’t beat Bama. Michigan must win today, Texas must drop a game, FSU must drop a game. They’ll put Bama in over UGA if they are SEC champs, and will put Texas in over Bama and they’ll fight to have a 1 loss Michigan or Ohio St over UGA.
Media bias plus Sankey screwing UGA out of a trip to Oklahoma.
The plan is to win every game, there is no back up plan.
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I figure those young gators won’t be overly impressed with a muscle bound, squeaky-voiced, has been with a nazi haircut and reeking of Axe Body Spray.
2008 was a long gotdam time ago.
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You forgot the FTMF, RR.
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He’s too busy writing damn hippie poetry.
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Eat your raw chicken liver, Catfish.
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🎶 Slip sliiiding awaay…
It’s all that slime from simply talking about the gators.
Fuck those motherfuckers.
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There it is.
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There you go!
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His era is long over and wasn’t much to begin with. Guarantee he cry’s during his locker room rant.
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I’d be more inspired if they brought in the Corch who led them to two national championships.
Nah.
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Perspiration my ass, burn that fuckin’ shit hole to the ground, pull up all those weeds they call turf and you’ll find a sink hole full of buried port-o-lets, FU proudly calls student housing, hey FU hc, if you can’t get your fuckin’ team ready to compete vs a rival, dig up some old bones, but call this guy first, he’ll show ya how to motivate and compete…..”Screw florida and the mule they came in here on”…#FTMF!!
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I feel sorry for the mule.
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Hogbody,
Corch led them to NC’s and 27 felony arrest.
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“The Speech Redeux.” Timmy Tears with the Nazi haircut (thank you, RR, for that) made a tearful speech to a bunch of sportswriters who claimed the the players, who were in the locker room and didn’t hear it, were inspired to win the rest of the games. Timmy Tears should have made that speech to his teammates rather than to Pat Dooley. Fifteen years later Napier will have him address the crowd and media instead of addressing the players in the locker room.
This time, UF and The Nazi Haircut won’t have Percy Harvin and Brandon Sikes saying “fuck those tears let’s kick ass” to bail them out.
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Maybe they can bring back Chris “Time to die, bitch” Rainey. He perfectly captured what it meant to be among the top 1% of the top 1% for that sociopath Urban Liar.
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Napier really wanted Aaron Hernandez but he wasn’t available.
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