Marc Weiszer throws out a little snark bait that’s oh-so-hard to resist:
Georgia offensive coordinator Mike Bobo will continue to call plays from the press box after moving back upstairs prior to last season. In the preseason, his unit has gone up against defensive coordinator Todd Grantham’s. “It’s a chess match,” head coach Mark Richt said. “We know so much about each other that there’s a lot of checking at the line of scrimmage. The defense knows something’s coming and they’ll check and the offense might check again. It’s kind of a cat and mouse game, but it’s a lot of fun.”
I dares ‘ya not to be a smart ass in the comments.
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Chess? I’m thinking heads or tails… Half back draw
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I can just hear the gears turning in Bobo’s head… “So, he’s on to the pass play I was about to call… I KNOW! Grantham would never suspect a run up the middle!!!”
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then Bobo thinks, “I can’t do that Carton thomas is not on the team.”
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But Harton is.
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Bobo has lost control of the I blame Bobo meme.
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I think that my brain just cleft in two.
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I just imagine Bobo sending in the play, looking over at Grantham, Grantham smiling at Bobo and tapping his temple while they’re lining up to run it, and Bobo throwing down his clipboard and walking off the field.
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Grantham consults his “Mike Bobo play call flow chart” –
– Is the offense lining up in the I-form?
-yes
– Is there a midget lined up at RB?
– yes? – Halfback draw
– no? – Play action pass
– no
– Really?
– no ——– ^
– yes – Short crossing pattern
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Damn you wordpress auto-format. Damn you.
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That’s okay … I get the picture.
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Oh, oh! He said it! There it is!
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Very nicely played!
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Me thinks only one of them is playing chess. Bobo is scratching his head at a tic-tac-toe board. Although, Bobo’s pieces due tend to move with the predicability of rook or a knight.
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Just make sure AM is wearing a green jersey.
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It doesn’t matter who is the cat or the mouse as long as they come together for the Pussy Riot.
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Wow! What an obscure reference! Get your Russian punk on, old man!
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Too many beans and stress give him gas, gas, gas,
When he hears the church-going girls a rootin’, rootin’, rootin’.
Give those girls a pass, pass, pass
While down the road he vanishes; Pootin!, Pootin!, Pootin!
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Too late! Looks like their conviction on “hooliganism” gets them 7 years.
Now the political push is: Elect Putin. He will pardon the young girls who spoofed him.
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