Malcolm Mitchell lets the cat out of the bag.
“I remember all the plays from last year,” Mitchell said. “They just can’t call one of the ones that they recently made up.” [Emphasis added.]
Missouri, you’ve been served. Unless Mitchell meant “made up” literally, in which case he’s the tip of the spear of a disinformation campaign designed to confuse Georgia’s enemies. Wheels within wheels, people!
Get The Picture 
You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders – The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” – but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
LikeLike
Bobo and his imunity to iocane powder…
LikeLike
Can we go ahead and cast Big John in Andre the Giant’s role, then?
LikeLike
As long as he doesn’t play offense, b/c if he does I shall be very put out.
LikeLike
Are you sure? It might not cause any harm.
LikeLike
He’s really short on “charm”…
LikeLike
That Spurrier guy sure does like to fuss…
LikeLike
No huddle. I’m not sure that means what you think it means.
LikeLike
Just when we think we’ve got all the answers, Bobo changes the questions!
LikeLike
Sometimes I think Bobo is the one that got hit in the head with the coconut.
LikeLike
Bobo: an enigma wrapped up in a riddle (or vice versa) – I think.
LikeLike
I thought that was filet mignon wrapped in bacon.
LikeLike
……or a weenie wrapped up in a biscuit.
LikeLike
It does not matter if BOBO has new plays or what, the nation will still to see it used in the right situations.
LikeLike
………the nation will still have to see then used in the right situations.
LikeLike
….see them used…. I am still clearing my cobwebs this morning.
LikeLike
I blame Bobo. 🙂
LikeLike
Gotta love the irony in taking three comments to point out someone else’s incompetence. 😉
LikeLike
I’m awesome when I drink, too!
LikeLike
tough when it takes 3 tries at snark. cup of coffee and try again later.
LikeLike
“and it will be like a taco inside a taco within a taco bell that’s inside a KFC that’s within a mall that’s inside your head!!”
LikeLike
In a darkened office, in the middle of the night, Mike Bobo sits, rubbing his hands together, laughing maniacally, repeating “This is the year–This is the year you will work my pretty!” while staring at a 3rd and 15 plus draw play expertly diagrammed on the dogeared piece of paper.
LikeLike
Which QB? What kind of routes [like at Neyland Stadium last season]? How many sets or plays would it require for Mitchell to lock up? Dare say Mitchell knows the routes, blocking assignments, and the coverage on all plays for the first two games. More than likely he sees balls from the QBs running 1 and 2 on the depth chart. Not like they have to run an apps search through a legend of plays. And most guys out of Valdosta are just wired to football. My daughter use to say this about football at Valdosta…”it is not just a sport, it is a class.” But the young man can play some solid defense.
LikeLike
I’m still waiting for the 3 TE sets to work. Now we don’t have 3 good TE’s.
LikeLike
I’ll bet Samuel could fit in there. He may well become the first 4-way star in college football history. TB, LB, FB, …(TE)
LikeLike
Well, 4-way player.
He’s a DGD either way, though.
LikeLike
Dawgs hustle to the line. Mitchell slot right, I formation. Now the line stands up and looks to the sideline. Murray drops back to the shotgun. Samuel in motion to the left. The snap. Murray fakes to Gurley….here comes Mitchell on the reverse! Takes the pitch. Samuel and Lynch out in front. He’s got an opening! 5…10…15 yards down the left sideline. Mitchel blowing by defenders. One man to beat. Mitchel angles back to the center…just spins the safety around on his feet. Oh you Malcolm Mitchell!!!
And the Dawgs go up on the Gators, 27 – 3.
LikeLike
Morgan on for the extra pt…and the kick is up and the kick is good(!)and the Dawgs are now up 28-3 with just under a minute to go in the quarter.
LikeLike
…and the full squad, AND coaching staff, high-steps it and shakes, in a stirring endzone celebration.
LikeLike
I’m probably being overly optimistic, but I’m just going to leave this here:
http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8287610/packaged-plays-rethinking-concept-modern-play-calling
Any fantasies you may have of Murray and company castrating Sakerlina’s defense with something like this are entirely of your own making. I mean, it’s not like we already run the no-huddle and have tons of speedy skill players or anything…
LikeLike
Yeahhhhhhhhhh. Not expecting much of that. Though I’m a big fan of all of those offensive guys (especially Holgorsen and Todd Monken).
LikeLike
The only thing I hope Bobo has up his sleave is 6’5″ and goes by Kolton.
LikeLike
You mean, besides his arm?
LikeLike
He won’t need that arm to signal in any plays from the booth, so if given the option b/w his arm and Mr. Houston I selfishly choose Kolton.
LikeLike
Is that wrong?
LikeLike
I’d call it justified.
LikeLike
THIS
LikeLike
AusDawg85—I like that very much–Folks I can’t stand waiting anymore–I am heading out on a Samaritans Purse Mission trip and will return right before kickoff—peace and Love–brother Bruce–aka rugbydawg79
LikeLike