For some reason, Butch Jones thought it would be a good idea for Phil Fulmer to drop in and give a little pep talk to the team. Aside from making sure everyone in the room knew that he had nothing to do with Tennessee’s present troubles, it’s hard for me to guess what helpful suggestions he might have passed along. Any of y’all have an idea?
The team was happy to see him since he brought a truckload of Krispy Kremes.
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….and tacos! Mmmmmmmmmmm Nyom nyom nyom (buuuurp!)
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I swear it seems like Tennessee in general operates on random message board ideas. The lunatics run the asylum up there.
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I love this. LIke when the Larry Coker was recruiting based on rivals ratings stuff was going around…
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“Lemme tell you what boys, if I was still the coach here, we wouldn’t have went up there to Oregon and had ours asses handed to us by a bunch of tree hugging hippies. I can tell you that right now.”
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Butch was waaay down on the list and we can see why. Hiring Jancek as DC was a are sure sign of not understanding what a tar baby the UT job is. He reminds me of one of those cheezit commercials, just check the box that reads ‘Not Ready.’
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“Tar Baby” ….excellent. +1
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LOL, yes! +1
Please tell me that post is now available as an illustrated t-shirt!
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Yep! uT is toast! They aren’t getting back to the promised land anytime this decade. Does anyone else thinks Butch looks a lot like Sarge Carter?
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Four out of five barbers predict that after the Third Saturday in October, Butch will morph from the Sgt. Carter jarhead cut to the Last of the Mohegans look
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Butch screams…Carter yells authoritatively….I bet Butch’s assistants wish Butch would grow him some Carter.
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Everybody loves a screamer except when it’s a Butch?
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My roommate dated a screamer once and we finally had to cut him lose and tell him he had to go…and take her with him. He moved in with her so it all worked out I guess.
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Butch Please! Butch Jones is gonna whip your ass!
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Next weeks speaker: Derek Dooley on shower hygiene
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Followed by Lane Kiffen on “Big TEAM little me.”
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Followed by Arian Foster’s presentation on the benefits of being a Tennessee football player.
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Followed by Johnny’s presentation on new music for microphone drop techniques
“Majors also was impressed by Jones’ practices, which incorporate some new elements like music and microphone commentary from Jones”
http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2013/may/02/johnny-majors-thinks-ut-will-be-more-disciplined/
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You need a tv show…seriously.
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Tried it. Blacklisted from the set of “Flipper” because my drawings for it showed a dead fish on porpoise
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You must have been working with Kip.
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Yeah, he was at that gig. I floundered around, had no dream, moist or otherwise. He took the bait prematurely, got on a boat, won’t chum around anymore. Back then he called himself Marlin, thought he was the big tuna. I ratted him out to the Management Committee, told them he was blowing seals in Coronado when he was on liberty. They filleted him, tore his guts out and threw back in to Sea World. He landed on his own two feet now riding Shamu
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He should instruct all of the coaches to bring their kids to all public events to make it less likely that the press asks uncomfortable questions. Sure, the sideline will get crowded, but it’ll be worth it the next time the QB is scoring a Blutarsky QBR.
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That works for Lane
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