Okay, Hugh Freeze shows his funeral to motivate his players. Meanwhile, Kirby’s going the slasher movie route for the same purpose.
On showing the team the movies — Friday The 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street — before the last two scrimmages …
“That’s who we want them to be. We want them to be scary. Just like the guy in the mask, you can’t kill him. He keeps coming back. As soon as you do kill them, well, here comes the sequel.”
“He keeps coming back.” Next up as a motivation stone: the zombie apocalypse. They could bring back Zach DeBell as a graduate assistant.
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That just seems unnecessary punishment, especially with the Friday the 13th movies. Those were terrible.
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It was never about the plot. It was about the two naked breasts you catch for a split second. We didn’t have the internet back then.
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The threat of a looming Zombie apocalypse has had some interesting effects on people. My highly educated, professional wife spent a rainy afternoon drinking wine and binge watching TWD.
Two days later I got an amazon prime delivery: 6 cases of ravioli (yes, 144 cans) Bottled water, 4 cases canned chicken breast, 3 cases canned smoked oysters, canned tuna, camouflage t shirts, matches, and a Rambo style survival knife.
We ready.
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Remember, you can only bring so much into the stadium during Blackout. You could pass the smoked oysters out to the freshman class members around you that are drinking bourbon and coke. Just make sure they are over 6′ away and don’t have to run past you when they puke.
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I’m not sure how many cans I can get into the tops of my boots. Will do a test run tonight and let you know.
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Six if I wear shorts
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That is a Nick Saban line. I heard it in a video of him talking to campers
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You said motivation stone.
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Indeed I did. It’s my tribute to Charles Grant.
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The Dawg of Ark transfer fame?
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