January 4, 2017 · 12:33 PM

Four fingers deep

So, I’m trying to understand what this rather strange quote from Clemson’s Ben Boulware is about.

And, um… I guess it’s this.

There are days when I’m relieved I’ve never been in the arena.

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39 responses to “Four fingers deep”

  1. truck
    January 4, 2017 at 12:41 PM

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

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  2. Cojones
    January 4, 2017 at 12:47 PM

    If it’s OSU, you can use your entire hand.

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  3. Dolly Llama
    January 4, 2017 at 12:48 PM

    Between this and the Boulware quote in the post downstairs, it seems like the young man is becoming a real media personality.

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  4. roswell dawg
    January 4, 2017 at 12:49 PM

    Well maybe it happens but it still looks kind of stupid.

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  5. Bright Idea
    January 4, 2017 at 12:54 PM

    Just a sign of the times. Too much mouth, too many antics and too much fraternization in games at all levels. Might as well get used to it.

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  6. DK
    January 4, 2017 at 1:01 PM

    Wilkins scored more than Ohio state did…

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  7. Dawg Vegas
    January 4, 2017 at 1:25 PM

    Makes me remember that famous personal foul penalty where the ref announced the penalty as “he was giving him ‘the business.'”

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  8. Thetruth
    January 4, 2017 at 1:26 PM

    Too much PC! It won’t be long before you can be charged with sexual assault for the way you look at someone. These libturds are out of control.

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    • Derek
      January 4, 2017 at 1:38 PM

      We all know who the pro-genital grabbing people are. No need to remind us.

      All hail Mein Führgrabber!!!!

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      • Don in Mar-a-Lago
        January 4, 2017 at 2:02 PM

        Da. All Fuhr ist Mein. But only the finest big league Fuhr from war-torn Eastern European nations and the steppes, believe me!

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      • AthensHomerDawg
        January 5, 2017 at 5:02 AM

        Still stings huh?

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        • Derek
          January 5, 2017 at 7:45 AM

          More like embarrassed that a minority of the people are that goddamned stupid. At this point though we’ve transcended stupid and entered into treason. If you’re backed by the the former head of the KGB and then you discredit and insult American intel agencies while pledging to dismantle the intelligence apparatus of the United States, you’re actively giving aid and comfort to a clear enemy of the country. You support that and you’re more that stupid, you’re a traitor. The President-elect states unequivocally that he trusts Putin and Assange more than the entire American intel apparatus. That’s treason and those who commit treason are traitors.

          When you don’t wonder why the former head of the KGB supports your candidate, then you are too.

          Keep enjoying yourself comrade Homer. Try the borscht. This American is embarassed and afraid. http://www.wsj.com/articles/lawmakers-officials-frown-on-donald-trumps-dismissal-of-u-s-intelligence-1483554450

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          • Faulkner
            January 5, 2017 at 8:33 PM

            Thank you for your neocon tripe of the day. You should go make shit up for the Washington Post. At least there you can get paid.

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            • Derek
              January 5, 2017 at 10:10 PM

              “intercepted messages and conversations among senior Russian officials in Putin’s inner circle indicated they were aware of the hacking campaign and celebrated Trump’s election as a victorious end to the campaign.

              The officials declined to discuss the nature of the communications, including whether they were domestic, international, or both.”

              “People who knew what this was about were celebrating a victory over the United States,” said one official.”

              Find some of these senior Russian officials and share a toast of vodka with them. Maybe you can burn a flag while you’re at it.

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  9. Dog in Fla
    January 4, 2017 at 1:44 PM

    Dabo’s Game Plan for Sark:

    Five Fingers of Death
    Four Fingers Deep
    Three Times a Lady
    Two Tickets to Paradise
    One Way or Another

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  10. Macallanlover
    January 4, 2017 at 1:57 PM

    Clemson is one arena I am glad I missed being in. Always thought guys who wore orange were a little “different”.

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  11. Normaltown Mike
    January 4, 2017 at 3:10 PM

    I’m just glad he didn’t resort to fisticuffs.

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  12. Uglydawg
    January 4, 2017 at 3:25 PM

    There was no penalty. Corch asked the ref “why no flag..one of my players said a Clemson player was giving him the finger”.

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  13. Got Cowdog
    January 4, 2017 at 3:26 PM

    That’s hilarious. Right there on national TV in front of God and everybody. Just rubbin’ on him a little, as old Maj would say.

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  14. John Denver is full of shit...
    January 4, 2017 at 3:28 PM

    “I need an adult!!”
    -Curtis Samuel

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  15. Walt
    January 4, 2017 at 4:54 PM

    Anybody who’s played the game knows it cool to grab another guys ass. Maybe get a quick blowjob from a freshman kicker. Engage in a little butt fucking in the shower. You now, anything to break up the seriousness of the game.

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  16. 81Dog
    January 4, 2017 at 5:21 PM

    Hey, the sheep at Clemson never objected. How was anyone supposed to know OSU players would object?

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  17. Napoleon BonerFart
    January 4, 2017 at 6:11 PM

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  18. Dawgfan Will
    January 4, 2017 at 8:09 PM

    This comment thread is solid gold.

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  19. Bryant Denny
    January 4, 2017 at 9:15 PM

    Probably going to need to spritz off that glove.

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  20. Dave
    January 5, 2017 at 12:02 AM

    Four fingers deep a lexicon entry?

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