Your Daily Gator has it figured out.

There’s nothing funnier than fans of an SEC program pretending theirs is the only one that is pure of heart.

Obviously, the only thing separating Nick Saban from the Portal Master™ is a good bag man.


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13 responses to “Your Daily Gator has it figured out.

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    Yes, Florida is as innocent as the driven snow. All Gator boosters are completely free of taint; their strength is the strength of ten because their hearts are pure and their cause is righteous. They’re different!


  2. Cynical Dawg

    College Football’s winningest programs over the past 50 seasons:

    #1. Ohio State .790
    #2. Oklahoma .765
    #3. Alabama .761
    #4. Nebraska .742
    #5. Penn State .735
    #6. Michigan .729
    #7. Boise State .716
    #8. USC .713
    #9. FSU .701
    #10. UGA .699

    Wow, where’s FU?


    • RangerRuss

      My Hogtown gaytard pals visited over the weekend. We fished, ate, drank and conversed. Had a good ol time. The topic of football never came up. My how times have changed.
      Fuck those motherfuckers.

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  3. Tatum

    The palm trees in the background scream Tuscaloosa.

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  4. Godawg

    Never seen a fan base so fascinated with “the bag man.” FTMF.


  5. W Cobb Dawg

    Meanwhile, Mullen was dining at Lake Oconee. We were in a nearby booth and I noticed he dropped his daily planner. It flipped open and here’s what I read:

    Monday: WHACK IT!
    Tuesday: WHACK IT!
    Wednesday: WHACK IT!
    Thursday: WHACK IT!
    Friday: WHACK IT!
    Saturday: WHACK IT!
    Sunday: Morning: church. Evening: WHACK IT!