May 26, 2020 · 6:22 AM

Your Daily Gator has it figured out.

There’s nothing funnier than fans of an SEC program pretending theirs is the only one that is pure of heart.

Obviously, the only thing separating Nick Saban from the Portal Master™ is a good bag man.

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13 responses to “Your Daily Gator has it figured out.”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin
    May 26, 2020 at 6:53 AM

    Yes, Florida is as innocent as the driven snow. All Gator boosters are completely free of taint; their strength is the strength of ten because their hearts are pure and their cause is righteous. They’re different!

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  2. Cynical Dawg
    May 26, 2020 at 6:54 AM

    College Football’s winningest programs over the past 50 seasons:

    #1. Ohio State .790
    #2. Oklahoma .765
    #3. Alabama .761
    #4. Nebraska .742
    #5. Penn State .735
    #6. Michigan .729
    #7. Boise State .716
    #8. USC .713
    #9. FSU .701
    #10. UGA .699

    Wow, where’s FU?

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    • RangerRuss
      May 26, 2020 at 12:55 PM

      My Hogtown gaytard pals visited over the weekend. We fished, ate, drank and conversed. Had a good ol time. The topic of football never came up. My how times have changed.
      Fuck those motherfuckers.

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  4. Tatum
    May 26, 2020 at 8:19 AM

    The palm trees in the background scream Tuscaloosa.

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  5. Godawg
    May 26, 2020 at 9:12 AM

    Never seen a fan base so fascinated with “the bag man.” FTMF.

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  6. W Cobb Dawg
    May 26, 2020 at 11:42 AM

    Meanwhile, Mullen was dining at Lake Oconee. We were in a nearby booth and I noticed he dropped his daily planner. It flipped open and here’s what I read:

    Monday: WHACK IT!
    Tuesday: WHACK IT!
    Wednesday: WHACK IT!
    Thursday: WHACK IT!
    Friday: WHACK IT!
    Saturday: WHACK IT!
    Sunday: Morning: church. Evening: WHACK IT!

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