Great moments in the annals of sideline reporting

So Tracy Wolfson took her a hit of Cammy Cam Juice last night.   We’ll have to wait and see if her hair starts falling out, but it’s a shame she didn’t pull a Kramer-esque spew of the liquid on camera.

What would have been even better was if she had taken a swig, pulled out a sample kit, spit the contents in it, given it to an assistant and announced that it was being taken to a lab for analysis as he ran off with it.  Kind of like a cross between CSI and actual reporting.  That would have been more entertaining to watch than most of the game was.

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38 responses to “Great moments in the annals of sideline reporting

  1. Smitty

    Makes you wonder what those guys on the sidelines were laughing about doesn’t it????

    • Mayor of Dawgtown

      Yeah, exactly. I was thinking at the time about how stupid it was for her to drink that stuff. Who knows what was in it. Pee? Spit? She showed what a complete dumbass she really is.

  2. Never a doubt

    Wolfson’s showing was nothing compared to the pimping job Tony Barnhart did for the SEC on the pre-game show.

  3. Pdawg

    It fits.
    Gary Danielson’s been drinking the Cam kool-aid all year (and just getting worse).

    Listening to the CBS crew is becoming more and more unbearable. It’s not Thom bad, yet, but I’m worried that it’s headed in that direction.

  4. Pdawg

    I have to say that I agree with this Cock’s assessment:
    “The CBS crew might have outdid itself, though, when Tracy Wolfson gave herself a (money?) shot of Cammy-Cam Juice. Good God was that surreal. And WTF was up with Newton getting carried onto the field by his “supporting cast”? Ugh. I never thought I’d say this, but I think I might miss Tim Tebow after that one.”

    http://www.garnetandblackattack.com/2010/12/4/1855729/sec-championship-game-post-game-auburn-dominates-carolina

  5. The Rodfather

    That made Uncle Verne so jealous. Maybe he got some of that action after the game. Timmy tears have nothing on Cam juice.

  6. Johnny Utah

    She’s not the only woman who took a shot of Cammy Cam Juice to the face last night, I’m sure.

  7. 69Dawg

    You know Tim Teabag was supposed to be the Greatest College player of our time but wait Cammy makes Timmy look like a slow white boy with a crappy throwing motion. Like it or not (and I don’t) Cam is a better version of Timmy boy. I hope now that the NFL settles the contract question cause I don’t want Auburn to have to pay him for next season as well.

  8. Purple Drank

    Traci said off camera that it tasted a lot like cough syrup and jolly ranchers. Hmmmm….

  9. burt

    Pretty sure Cam slipped some Traci some Spanish Fly and then later slipped her the sausage.

  10. mwo

    It’s lucky for her she wasn’t covering the Jets or she might have gotten a Dirty Sanchez.

  11. Bryant Denny

    This reminds me of the kid from our high school baseball team that put the cup over his face after some folks told him it was an air mask. (No it wasn’t me. :) )

    This is a low-water mark in televised sports.

    • Scorpio Jones, III

      Oh BD, youse guyz ain’t seen nothin yet….wait’ll we get to the four hour runup to the Big Game.

  12. This was a truly disgraceful act of pandering and cluelessness.

    How in the heck could they let a female reporter drink “Cammy Cam Juice.” How could they not see the massive double entendre of that being the reporter swalling his man chowder. My god. What a total failure by CBS.

    • Mayor of Dawgtown

      That reminds me of a story. Years ago my mother-in-law was taking my two naughty nephews out for a burger at “Jack’s” which is a burger chain in states other than Georgia. They went through the drive-through. The kids had told her what they wanted in advance. So she tells the order taker that she wants “two Jack-offs.” Howls of laughter emanate from inside the store where the speaker was up loud enough for the entire kitchen staff to hear. Maybe Traci should get a job there.

      • Funny story, and sadly applicable to this.

        It actually makes me angry for some reason that they were so stupid as to have their female reporter drinking “Cammy Cam Juice” on air. There’s no way the producers are that dumb. They basically set her up for that.

        I rarely get offended by PC-ish stuff, but that’s borderline, if not outright, sexual harassment by CBS.

        If I’d been watching that with my daughters, I would have been even more furious.

        • Mayor of Dawgtown

          You give the CBS idiots too much credit, IMO, MB. I think Cam came up with the idea himself, told Traci and she did it on camera before anybody in a decision-making position realized what was up. Maybe some of the camera guys picked up on it quickly, but nobody in the truck speaking into her earpiece got wise fast enough. I’ll bet she is as mad as a wet hen now, though, and probably several of the CBS suits are, too. Maybe this will take some of the luster off Cammie in the eyes of the TV types going forward. It would be great if that were the case.

          • gastr1

            I like your spirit here, but really–You think something like that is going to somehow tarnish the sterling reputation of Cam Newton?

            Moreover, those tv types, frankly all media types, LOVE people like Cam who push boundaries, blur lines, and muddy waters. Second only to the reason why they put Tracy Wolfson on the sideline in the first place, it makes them money.

            Safe and quiet don’t sell. Tits and controversy do, however.

            • Mayor of Dawgtown

              I don’t think the CBS brass likes one of their sideline reporters to be made to look the complete fool on national TV–particularly in the gross sexual context in which this was done. The picture of Cammie, Trooper and the other Auburn perverts laughing out loud at what Cammie had tricked her into doing probably isn’t playing too well with Leslie Anne Wade, Sr. VP of CBS Sports, at minimum.

              • gastr1

                You might be right. I bet that CBS would still carry Cam and the Good Ol’ Boys every chance they got, though, and I bet they would be happy to have Tracy bouncing around on the sideline with them.

              • Dog in Fla

                Re-education camp for punk’d sideline hotties:
                Day One. Rule One: Being on the sidelines is not like being on a first date. Spit. Don’t Swallow.

  13. OldDawg55

    The smell of sour grapes is rampant in most of the posts today. Get over the “cammania” folks. He will win the Heisman and go on to whatever glory awaits in the NFL. He’s a damn good athlete and has led Auburn to glory no one even visualized when Chiznek cam to AU. If Georgia had looked at his potential rather than stereotyping him as “tight end” material he might be leading the Dawgs to glory..might is the operative word here. As for your preoccupation with Tracy W., some might regard that as a light moment on the sidelines between a reporter and the game’s star..if they didn’t have a fixation on sexual connatations. Let’s have a little more class, folks.

  14. Keith

    Agree olddawg…I ask why cammie juice even is a sexual innuendo, unless your mind is in the gutter of course. Its not like its called cam jizz or cam jizem or cum juice…good grief you grammar school drop outs. Grow up.

    • gastr1

      Shouldn’t even be possible to look at it that way, is the issue, Keith.

      • Mayor of Dawgtown

        Look. I didn’t invent the world, I just live in it like everyone else. Maybe OD55 hasn’t ever seen a porno movie. I do not watch that smut either but I am ashamed to say I have seen some before. They all end the same way–with the girl, mouth wide open, getting something squirted into her mouth from a cylindrical shaped male appendage. That was exactly what little Cammie was trying to replicate when he gave Traci Wolfson a squeeze bottle labeled “Cammie Cam Juice.” Sounds an awful like “Cammie Cum Juice” doesn’t it? It is that disgusting thief/liar and his Auburn player-cohorts (including coach Trooper Taylor) laughing their asses off when she squirted the stuff in her mouth who are the ones with the dirty minds. Catch the leer coming from the student trainer/manager behind her in the picture as she is doing the squirting? The entire Auburn sideline was in on it. I’m no daisy but I’m with Muckbeast on this. I have two daughters and I am glad they were not in the room watching the game with me when this disgusting stunt was pulled by the guy everybody is anointing as the 2010 Heisman Trophy winner.

        • Dog in Fla

          “They all end the same way-” just like a Russian milk ad.

          http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2009/04/08/russian-milk-ads/

        • The Rodfather

          Exactly. It could have been perceived as an innocent exchange between upstanding student athlete and sideline reporter if you were a naive puritan with no comprehension of locker room humor. What really gave it away was Cam, Trooper, & company snickering away like a bunch of 8th graders in sex ed.

          • gastr1

            Yes, but for crying out loud, why did she have to take a drink of the guy’s drank as if it’s some kind of potion of the gods??? It’s just asking for trouble. Not, please mind you, that I think they were remotely right to goof on her…but was there any way to have a sip of he-man’s drank and not look like a starry-eyed groupie?

  15. Dog in Fla

    This is beyond valley of the dolls hot*. It’s in the pantheon of awful announcing with Broadway Joe telling Suzy Kolber he wanted to kiss her and Ron Franklin calling Holly Rowe sweetheart. Joe went to rehab. Ron got fired. The Wolf will probably just be required to dress as a ninja for her next sideline duty. http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/2010/12/custom_1291554482645_ninja.jpg

    *As a bona fide sideline hottie, until the Cam caper occurred,

    “I’m going to take a little taste…
    http://30fps.mocksession.com/2010%20December%204%2019%2028%202.jpg
    Not bad…a little sweet for my taste…”

    “Tracy’s most embarrassing moment occurred on June 11, 2005 at the NCAA Track & Field Championships held at Sacramento State University. For the majority of Tracy’s on-air reports, her fly was clearly unzipped. Only her last two reports showed that Tracy had pulled her zipper up, presumably after her cameraman, or another crew member, pointed the faux pas out to the blushing reporter.”
    http://www.sidelinehotties.com/tracy-wolfson/