October 25, 2011 · 1:14 PM

Derek Dooley: Tyler Bray did not sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Tyler Bray gets Urnge Nation all in a tizzy by tweeting “Thanks to volnation for all your support ill be back soon maybe sooner than everyone thinks…” to which his head coach diplomatically responds:

“It’s going the same as we always thought,” Dooley said of Bray’s rehab. “I mean, it’s really hard to tell because he’s in a cast. Somebody said he tweeted something. He’s not a doctor, he’s a 19-year-old guy, for lack of a word I could use.”

Moron?  Dumbass?  Idiot?  Derek’s got a big vocabulary, so I’m sure I’m just scratching the surface here.

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11 responses to “Derek Dooley: Tyler Bray did not sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

  1. Lrgk9
    October 25, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Res Ipsa Loquitor

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  2. Skeeter
    October 25, 2011 at 2:13 PM

    It was the Natty Light talking.

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  3. Russ
    October 25, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Dooley’s always good for a quote.

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  4. Rick
    October 25, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    “…for lack of a word I could use [but feel free to google ‘bray back tat’]”

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  5. Hogbody Spradlin
    October 25, 2011 at 2:40 PM

    Bonehead is my personal favorite.

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  6. paul
    October 25, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    Whatever your opinion of Dooley, the young man is not afraid to speak his mind. You have to admire him for that.

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  7. Cojones
    October 25, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    Just take off the cast and step on the field, kid. But you can’t put your thumb up your ass any more.

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  8. Spike
    October 25, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    He is a UVA and UGA law grad. Who taught him to talk like that? I hope is mom doesn’t call me when she reads this.

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  9. Puffdawg
    October 25, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    Apparently Bray cannot beat the next five teams on their schedule with one arm tied behind his back.

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