Derek Dooley: Tyler Bray did not sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Tyler Bray gets Urnge Nation all in a tizzy by tweeting “Thanks to volnation for all your support ill be back soon maybe sooner than everyone thinks…” to which his head coach diplomatically responds:

“It’s going the same as we always thought,” Dooley said of Bray’s rehab. “I mean, it’s really hard to tell because he’s in a cast. Somebody said he tweeted something. He’s not a doctor, he’s a 19-year-old guy, for lack of a word I could use.”

Moron?  Dumbass?  Idiot?  Derek’s got a big vocabulary, so I’m sure I’m just scratching the surface here.

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11 responses to “Derek Dooley: Tyler Bray did not sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

  1. Lrgk9

    Res Ipsa Loquitor

  2. Skeeter

    It was the Natty Light talking.

  3. Russ

    Dooley’s always good for a quote.

  4. Rick

    “…for lack of a word I could use [but feel free to google 'bray back tat']“

  5. Hogbody Spradlin

    Bonehead is my personal favorite.

  6. paul

    Whatever your opinion of Dooley, the young man is not afraid to speak his mind. You have to admire him for that.

  7. Cojones

    Just take off the cast and step on the field, kid. But you can’t put your thumb up your ass any more.

  8. Spike

    He is a UVA and UGA law grad. Who taught him to talk like that? I hope is mom doesn’t call me when she reads this.

  9. Puffdawg

    Apparently Bray cannot beat the next five teams on their schedule with one arm tied behind his back.