If Tommy Tuberville ever gets tired of coaching, he might have a future in standup comedy.
… In a brief meeting in the Oval Office, Bush presented each of the coaches with a tie clip and a golf ball, each with the Presidential seal.
“You need to get rid of all this stuff,” Tuberville said, referring to the fewer than eight months remaining in Bush’s term. “Your wife’s not going to let you bring it home.”
… A few hours later, as the same bus brought the coaches to the field, someone announced that a coach needed to volunteer to serve as referee. Weis snapped it up.
“I’m going to screw the SEC,” Weis said, looking for a reaction.
“It wouldn’t be the first time,” Tuberville shot back.