This seems to be an appropriate occasion to remember that Tim Couch spent his first season at Kentucky as an option quarterback splitting time with the immortal Billy Jack Haskins. His college career stats suggest that wasn’t the ideal use of his abilities. Fortunately for Couch and Makers Mark, fate, in the form of Hal Mumme, intervened.
Season Passing Rushing Comp Att Yards Comp% TD INT Carries Yards TD 1996 32 84 277 38.1 1 1 24 -26 0 1997 363 547 3,884 66.4 37 19 67 -134 3 1998 430 601 4,611 71.5 38 17 74 -116 1 Career Total 825 1232 8,772 67.0 76 37 165 -276 4
Here’s looking at you, Coach Curry.
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They’re selling 20,000 of those but they only expect to pull down $200,000? Are they airplane bottles?
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So now we know how that works.
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Alabama should do a commemorative brick to honor Coach Curry.
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The amazing thing is the more he threw, the higher the completion %, the higher the YPC, and the lower the Int %.
Bill Curry, Real Man of Genius.
(Cue GT Band Budweiser OomPah Song)
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When’s the Raylen Givens commemorative Maker’s bottle coming out?
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I think Pappy Van Winkle would be more appropriate for the Marshal.
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Although, if he finishes up at Georgia State (9–13) with better numbers than he had at Tech (31–43–4) or that Tech(14-12) has over the same period as his Georgia State tenure, I’ll consider his career a moderate success.
Oh, and also, I’ll laugh my ass off.
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I am assuming the Jared Lorenzen commemorative edition will be an actual keg of whiskey.
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No, it’s a vat of twinkie filling.
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I’ll drink a toast to Bill Curry, hell, I would drink to a train wreck. As a matter of fact, I am going to put on my swimsuit and dangle my feet in the pool and let a grateful world take a look at my big, fat, belly. Them I am going to toast the old center, or something, with a cold beer.
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